That's REVEREND Szech

[Szech]

My coworker told me about this denomination, whereby you can become an ordained minister over the Internet:
http://www.ulc.org/ulchq/ordain.htm

For 89 bucks, I can also perform marriages:
http://ulcmonastery.safeshopper.com/2/cat2.htm?179

-- Reverend Szech

[dumbperson]

Hey thanks, now i am a minister too.


-rev.dumbperson

[pickel]

From the ULC website....

"The church realizes that this new legal status as an ordained minister is difficult to realize. It is almost
too good to be true - but it is. In St. John 15:16 it states that God chose you, not the other way around.
Your ordination is of God from before the foundation of the earth - according to the Bible. You are not
required to believe this, it is offered only as one source of your seeking ordination. It is the responsiblity
of the Church and the duty of the Monastery to assist you in your new ministry whatever it may be as
long as it complies with the two tenets of the ULC: to promote freedom of religion and to do that which is
right and within the law."

[surrealchereal]

89 BUCKS???? Wow, man back in the day it was 5....