lewinsky limerick's

[nunyadam]

> > This is from a contest offered to several FBI agents. The requirements
> were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a
> limerick.
> > ? ? >
> > ? ? >Here are the 3 winners:
> > ? ? >
> > ? ? >Third place:
> > ? ? >There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> > ? ? >Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> > ? ? >'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> > ? ? >On this flute made of beef
> > ? ? >That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
> > ? ? >
> > ? ? >Second place:
> > ? ? >Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> > ? ? >We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> > ? ? >Since you look such a mess,
> > ? ? >Use the hem of your dress
> > ? ? >And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
> > ? ? >
> > ? ? >And the winning entry:
> > ? ? >Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> > ? ? >What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> > ? ? >That an intern is better
> > ? ? >Than a bomb in a letter
> > ? ? >Given the choice of how to be blown.
>

[Barney]

I'm sorry to say, but those aren't real limericks. The first line has to end with a place.

They are funny though http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Ronald

[surrealchereal]

Lewinsky and Kaczynski were in New York,
She said i'll take him down with a snort,
Kaczynski, said no problem here,.
I know he's not queer,
You're the one he should fear; and report.


[This message has been edited by surrealchereal (edited 02-03-2001).]