My post count doesn't add up

[OuTpaTienT]

Posting in the community forum doesn't get added to your post count. Posts in all other forums will go towards your total.

[Sixpac]

Thanks(warm and fuzzy)

[voogru]

you can blame that on me http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif (about the posts not countsing in Off-topic)

[Richard_Cranium72]

JUNIOR, err Six-Pack is it?

Son, there is a little more to it than these, , err, gentlemen have led you to believe.

The parameters and requirements for the status changes are reviewed and approved or disapproved by the SYSOPT elders, "OWO" otherwise known as "the Old Wise Ones"

Depending on the flame count, the post veracity and the general credibility of the postee, reduction or credit to the total post count is established prior to the advancement from one level to the next.

The Old Wise Ones will reduce the post count as needed to prevent the unwarranted advancement of undeserving postees to preserve the quality, overall usefulness of and enhance the fulfillment of these forum pages.

Postees who repeat the same infractions of the unnamed rules are subject to secret and unknown punishments in addition to the reduction of posting credit numbers.
These terms are of course including parameters yet to be disclosed and behind the scenes blackballing but these are not limited to the heretofore mentioned accounts.
Limitations are subject to change at any time without prior or subsequent notice at the total and complete discretion of the system elders.

The staff of the old Wise Ones is mostly secret and the majority of them have checked off as wishing to remain nameless.

This presents a difficulty in knowing whose rectal area with which to provide the necessary negative pressure forces to continue onward and not be cast into the unknown abyss of darkness.

Overall the post count is not the main contributing factor in remaining in good standing with the OWO.

The rejection value diagram that the Old Wise Ones have contrived is a self graduating, side parallel, quantum oracle which is quanified by a triple-blind study done a Belvue in 1873.

Several other studies have been contrived and now are in use by the OLD Wise Ones and
Outpatient is the OWO in charge of the phan-tzee study.

Granted the upmost efforts that any one member can contribute, is the best way to remain in good standards with the OWO.

With luck he may remain at the previous post count without any demerits being credited to his/her account.

If ones behaviors cause a reduction of the count to the point of negativity then the members pen name and password are hereby revoked, forever.

Several charts are used in the reduction methodology the worst being an "Aaw$hit" . One of these removes 100 posts.

So obviously you have violated one of the unnamed rules and have gotten some demerits.

It pays to read and re-read and re-read again to make sure that none of the OWO cabinet members takes offense, disgust or confusion. to the threads inclination.

One must make sure his verbiage is articulate, crisp, concise and to the point of complete and utter veracity, scope, completeness, accuracy, timeliness, and how it fits into the other postees responses.

In closing make sure the post is placed in the proper forum, this horrid and unexplainable error is sure to get a "Aaww$hit"

Have fun

DrVette

[Warthog]

Guesses on how long it took Doc to write that:
56min

Warthog

[Sixpac]

As to your post Richard_Cranium72

I have read the Faqs.

So spare me, it was a simple question and not one about the theories of anti-matter.

I am sure there are people in the tech forums that need your help more then me.

Thanks anyways though.

Clear as mud.

(pretty funny dude though, I think you should warm up for the Jerky Boys)

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Sixpac (edited 02-01-2001).]

[Gomer]

Wart....
Shoot, he just cuts and pastes bits of what he needs for the post from his manifesto. Five minutes tops =)

I must say though, it is a very well written manifesto.

[Richard_Cranium72]

Thanks guy, lol @6pk http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif "clear as mud"

ahhh, glasshoppah,, you are one of the ones destined to become an "Old Wise One" .

Ur crisp concise ability to see through mass heaps of bull dung has garnered my most hallowed respect... http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

And wise Gomer, u2 have seen this carnage of this English language before,, NO ?

Go forth,, my suns, spread this wisdom well,
remember to NOT exhibit mirth at the poor underlings who possess McIntosh machines, forgive them, for they know not what they do..

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif
DrVette

[Sixpac]

Right on.... I does know what are thou ist talk.. for you art thou ist da man!

LOL

(whatever that I said means not know?!)

[Sixpac]

I've been posting alot recently to this board and my post count doesn't go up to the number of posts that I am applying.

Any one else see this...

And you moderators (who do a very good job I might add) do your posts only go up when you start a new topic? or just whenever you post something at all?