Bill Clinton Fan's you'll love this.

[justy]

Harder,

We accept on one condition, you accept a 747 full of em back!!!

Yours couldn't be any worse than ours.


All the best,Justy.

[sharder8]

Justy --

We wouldn't want them back!!

How about another idea?!?

Both the U.S. and Ireland send a 747 full of politians to Siberia! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

I've heard they are short of people and this might help them with their labor shortage! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

Harder

[Graham]

How about each country fills a 747, and we fix the nav computer (plenty of skill here), so they all meet mid atlantic ??!!!


G

[Roy]

Anyone know why they bury politicians and lawyers 10 feet under?

We all think they're rotten in life, but deep down they're OK! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[Warthog]

I beleive Airbus is working on a plane that holds 600. 747's hold something like 400.

The more the merrier http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

Warthog

[justy]

Hey no way man,

Do ya not think the Siberian's have it hard enough?

Do like the mid atlantic idea though!
Then we could fill a second load to look for the first?

Yes now, Airbus, would they travel well if we sello-taped two together? or maybe tied one to the backside of another?

All the best, Justy.

[sharder8]

Hate to tell ya, but I was working as a Manufacturing Engineer for Boeing when the Israeli's evacuated the Ethopians jews. They flew over 1,100 in one 747 on one trip! Plane took off, flew for several hours, and landed with no structural damage.

If the Israeli's fit over 1,100 on a 747 and fly it, we should be able to squeeze at least 1,200 politians on one. If it can get off the ground, and reach altitude, our plan should work!! (Since we're not worried about it being able to land if we follow Graham's plan!)

Harder

[justy]

Now your talking....

What about 1300, and we'll give it a push up the runway? Wouldn't be any harm in trying.

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[Graham]

With all that hot air numbers would be no problem, probably have to hold it down while they boarded!! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

G

[narayan]

remove all the seats from the plane and we could fit lots of liberals in a 747. Well, I would leave one seat for Billy so he could get a BJ from one of his staffers on the death flight.

[Graham]

Let him 'stand' like the rest. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

G

[justy]

I like that.

That's forward thinking, We might need the 747's afterwards. What's a md-80? could we use a truck trailer instead?

[socalgal]

...we should be able to squeeze at least 1,200 politians on one.

Sounds good, but did you factor in the displaced space from all that hot air?

Oops, looks like Graham already thought of that. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

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[sharder8]

More bad news for ya' http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif

Boeing bought McDuck several years ago. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif

So be careful when you talk bad about my "Old Employer"! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif As for the MD 80 crashing all the time, why do you think Boeing quit building them!!! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

Then there's the old saying, "If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!" http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

Harder

[justy]

Hehehe,

Today's Irish Mirror report's;

CLINTON ROAD NAME TRIBUTE.
Councillors are urging that a new stretch of motorway between Belfast and Dublin should be called the " Bill Clinton Highway".
Mr Clinton was the first to use the new 17KM stretch of road, connecting Dunleer and Dundalk, as he was driven for a key speech in the border town during his three day visit to Ireland last month.
Councillors Terry Brennan and Frank Godfrey called on members of Louth County Council to back their plan.............................................. .................................................. .......Councilor Godfrey, Mayor of Drogheda, also suggested changing the name of Dundalk's Market Square, scene of Bill Clinton's address to 50,000 townspeople - to President Clinton Square.

Hey, and you think you've got ars34ole politican's???



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[sharder8]

Justy --

We've got plenty of them here!!!

How about if we give Clinton a one-way ticket back to Ireland! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

As a matter of fact, we could send a 747 full of politicians to you and still have plenty more to spread around! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Harder

[UncaDanno]

All those politicians in mid-air.....


skeet!

[Graham]

UncaDanno,
What would we use, 8's 6's, nah solid slug.

G

[UncaDanno]

Graham,

Handloads. 8s. And rock salt.

[krusty the klown]

BB shot would probably be heavy enough to do the job, yet spread out enough to take down a few at once http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[justy]

The skeet idea's the one!

Just picture, A giant trap
..........one politian at a time
..........pull
..........and the scene from Eddie Murphy's - a Distinguished gentleman - 20 of us with automatic rifles!!!

Harhar, mines the HK mp5!

Justy.

One another note, think of the boost to the seperate economies, No more political wages and all those shell's. Hehe.

[Warthog]

How about we just put them all in a stadium and I will fly over it in *my* A-10 and drop some anti-personnel bombs! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

Warthog

[Reddog]

I like the MD-80 idea. But it needs some tweaking...

1. Make a glider that holds 1,000 (w ith no seats or A/C) based on the MD-80 but with not engines OR rudders (no, make it with controls, but put a steering wheel jaming device on it. They're too stupid to figure out that you can fly WITH it on perfectly).

2. Instead of using steel or titanium, make it depleted uranium from nuke bomb cores.

3. Put Hillary, Bill, Al, and Ted on there to make sure there's enough hot air to lift the thing off.

4. Hitch it to a (redesigned and 'slightly' modified concord with a Saturn 5 engine.

5. Drive em' to Venus.

6. Unhitch.

7. Fly back while having Bill Gates and Monica mooning the polititions through an oversized TV screen and camera.

8. Land on earth.

9. (Optional) 'Disarm' 3rd world nations like China and Iraq by telling them that all nations that launch every nuke they have at Venus gets al the free health care, welfare, wepons, and entertainment from around the world they need.

[Fingers]

UncaDanno, that idea could definitely renew my interest in skeet.

PULL!!! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Variable]

Now if we can get 1300 politicians on a plane that is supposed to hold 400 imagine how many we could get on the Airbus A3XX.
That plane is supposed to carry over 900 people regularily. That means we could get something like almost 3000 politicians and lawyers in there...
not half bad, isn't it?

cool°
Variable

[justy]

Never mind the numbers!

One at a time, simple skeet shoot. Fire them out of a massive trap. Hey presto, it may take us a couple of days, but we'll get there!

All the best Justy. Apologies now, Bed Time!!!

[nunyadam]

how about a c-130 load it full ,get it to alltitude of choice ,open rear door,and shove them out .repeat ,repeat ,repeat. as for the skeet shooting we could drop some over your target.

[Graham]

Think Antanov !!

G

[spuck]

a plane? what about the exxon valddeze? make them suffer! no food. no water.antarctic? dont we need people to look for holes in the ozone?everyone gets a flyrod.and a shovel.good luck!