embalmerd
11-06-2000, 03:13 PM
--> "Give Oval Office one heck of a scrubbing." --the #2 item on
the "Top 10 Changes George W. Bush Will Make in the White
House," read by Bush on the Late Show with David Letterman
--> "Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it
away." --the #9 item on the "Top 10 Rejected Gore-Lieberman
Campaign Slogans," read by Al Gore on the Late Show with
David Letterman
--> "The woman here tonight whose husband is about to lose his
job. She's struggling to get out of public housing and get a job of her
own. Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.'' --Al Gore, at the
Al Smith Dinner
--> "This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-
mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base"
--George W. Bush, at the Al Smith Dinner
--> "GOP accused of using subliminal advertising; George W.
Bush says, 'Why would we advertise underwater?'" --Daily Show
host Jon Stewart
--> "The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous."
--George W. Bush
--> "Yes, he said 'subliminable,' but he was probably distracted
thinking about executing some criminables." --Daily Show host Jon
Stewart, riffing on George W. Bush's repeated mispronunciations of
subliminal
--> "He's so confident, he's started raising cash legally." --Late Show
host David Letterman, on Al Gore
--> "You hear about this? Earlier today computer hackers actually
shut down Al Gore for two hours." --Tonight Show host Jay Leno
"Joe Lieberman would be the first Jewish person to serve directly
under a president since, well, since Monica." --Late Show host David
Letterman
--> "Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of
Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain." --Tonight
Show host Jay Leno
"Al Gore is now neck and neck, not with Bush but with Tipper!" -
Tonight Show host Jay Leno, on Gore's famed convention lip-lock.
And finally. . .
--> "What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" --Bill Clinton,
reacting to a survey of journalists that ranked the Lewinsky scandal
at the 53rd most significant story of the century.
the "Top 10 Changes George W. Bush Will Make in the White
House," read by Bush on the Late Show with David Letterman
--> "Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it
away." --the #9 item on the "Top 10 Rejected Gore-Lieberman
Campaign Slogans," read by Al Gore on the Late Show with
David Letterman
--> "The woman here tonight whose husband is about to lose his
job. She's struggling to get out of public housing and get a job of her
own. Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.'' --Al Gore, at the
Al Smith Dinner
--> "This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-
mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base"
--George W. Bush, at the Al Smith Dinner
--> "GOP accused of using subliminal advertising; George W.
Bush says, 'Why would we advertise underwater?'" --Daily Show
host Jon Stewart
--> "The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous."
--George W. Bush
--> "Yes, he said 'subliminable,' but he was probably distracted
thinking about executing some criminables." --Daily Show host Jon
Stewart, riffing on George W. Bush's repeated mispronunciations of
subliminal
--> "He's so confident, he's started raising cash legally." --Late Show
host David Letterman, on Al Gore
--> "You hear about this? Earlier today computer hackers actually
shut down Al Gore for two hours." --Tonight Show host Jay Leno
"Joe Lieberman would be the first Jewish person to serve directly
under a president since, well, since Monica." --Late Show host David
Letterman
--> "Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of
Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain." --Tonight
Show host Jay Leno
"Al Gore is now neck and neck, not with Bush but with Tipper!" -
Tonight Show host Jay Leno, on Gore's famed convention lip-lock.
And finally. . .
--> "What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" --Bill Clinton,
reacting to a survey of journalists that ranked the Lewinsky scandal
at the 53rd most significant story of the century.