Bush's SAT Scores or Blood Alcohol?

[embalmerd]

This is from Mark Russel...
BUSH'S SAT SCORES OR BLOOD ALCOHOL?

It is very curious and suspicious that just four days before
the election somebody leaked George W. Bush's SAT score. Or
was it his blood alcohol level? I get the two confused.

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What I want to know is -- did Bush think up his Social
Security plan while under the influence?

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But, what Bush did 24 years ago is totally irrelevant to the
campaign. He already has the DUI vote.

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Actually, the charge was DWB -- Dad Will Bail.

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Keep in mind -- let he who is without sin buy the first
round. Also keep in mind that all presidents get a
designated driver.

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Will this incident open up a Pandora's box? Maybe a
Pandora's keg.

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Mark Russel

[TechJumper]

I must agree with posts by Warthog, Underclocked, OuTpAtIeNt, Wiruz, voogru, Richard_Cranium, Mntsnow, and Ted61 (who's political affiliations are irrelivant)-

The people (voters) of America have already decided who they are going to vote for, as many of them have already put in their vote. I believe the public can make intelligent sense of the "innocent" outpoor of hacks against Bush. Gore is playing this one by ear, keeping his mouth shut, and the issue has tired itself out of the press.


Election night will be interesting!

Best of luck,

Michael Morelli
TechJumper

[jad1097]

I thought it was funny.


Techjumper I am curious why you choose this thread to post this in instead of one of the threads about Gore. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/Forum17/HTML/001538.html http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/Forum17/HTML/001531.html http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/Forum17/HTML/001541.html





[This message has been edited by jad1097 (edited 11-04-2000).]

[embalmerd]

Mark Russel is a comedian that has based his humor on a non-partisan level for more years than most of you have been alive. He slams both sides equally when they need it.

Anybody watch PBS, since Sesame Street?

You can get such quips in your email daily from fidget.com.

Have a laugh at your own expense.

[jad1097]

Hey now I watch Sesame Street all the time! I also get to see Scooby Doo as an added bonus. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

And people wonder I am on the computer and not watching TV very often.

[Jeff7]

Good stuff, embalmerd. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[narayan]

mildly entertaining.

[pickel]

Jad: All this time I thought you were a Barney and Baby Bop man. My illusion is broken http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif
LMOL http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[jad1097]

I had nightmares of Barney so he is no longer welcome in our home!
I love you
you love me
we are all just a happy family.

Oh no, I know the lyrics to that ****!

It's Tele Tubbie time. bye bye.



[This message has been edited by jad1097 (edited 11-05-2000).]