Happy Faces! **********L@@K***********

[voogru]

:-) - Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-) - Winky smilie. Visitor just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-( - Frowning smilie. Visitor did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.

:-I - Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smilie

:-> - Visitor just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:-> - Visitor just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> - Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:



(-: - Visitor is left handed

%-) - Visitor has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) - Visitor is drunk

[:] - Visitor is a robot

8-) - Visitor is wearing sunglasses

B:-) - Sunglasses on head

::-) - Visitor wears normal glasses

B-) - Visitor wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) - Visitor is a little girl

:-)-8 - Visitor is a Big girl

:-{) - Visitor has a mustache

:-{} - Visitor wears lipstick

{:-) - Visitor wears a toupee

}:-( - Toupee in an updraft

:-[ - Visitor is a Vampire

:-E - Bucktoothed vampire

:-F - Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 - Visitor just made a wry statement

:-* - Visitor just ate something sour

:-)~ - Visitor drools

:-~) - Visitor has a cold

:'-( - Visitor is crying

:'-) - Visitor is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ - Visitor is screaming

:-# - Visitor wears braces

:^) - Visitor has a broken nose

:v) - Visitor has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_) - Visitor's nose is sliding off of his face

:< ) - Visitor is from an Ivy League School

:-& - Visitor is tongue tied.

=:-) - Visitor is a hosehead

-:-) - Visitor is a punk rocker

-:-( - (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=) - Visitor has two noses

+-:-) - Visitor is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) - Visitor shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) - Same thing...other side

|-I - Visitor is asleep

|-O - Visitor is yawning/snoring

:-Q - Visitor is a smoker

:-? - Visitor smokes a pipe

O-) - Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, Visitor is a scuba diver)

O :-) - Visitor is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P - Nyahhhh!

:-S - Visitor just made an incoherent statement

:-D - Visitor is laughing (at you!)

:-X - Visitor's lips are sealed

:-C - Visitor is really bummed

<|-) - Visitor is Chinese

<|-( - Visitor is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/ - Visitor is skeptical

C=:-) - Visitor is a chef

@= - Visitor is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) - Visitor is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o - Uh oh!

(8-o - It's Mr. Bill!

* http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/redface.gif) - And Bozo the Clown!

3:] - Pet smilie

3:[ - Mean Pet smilie

d8= - Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) - Visitor is a Ham radio operator

:-9 - Visitor is licking his/her lips

%-6 - Visitor is braindead

[:-) - Visitor is wearing a walkman

(:I - Visitor is an egghead

<:-I - Visitor is a dunce

K:P - Visitor is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) - Visitor is wearing a turban

:-0 - No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: - Mutant Smilie

- The invisible smilie

.-) - Visitor only has one eye

,-) - Ditto...but he's winking

X-( - Visitor just died

8 :-) - Visitor is a wizard



C=}>;*{)) - Mega-Smilie - A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an

updraft, a mustache, and a double chin



Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.



http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif - Midget smilie

:] - Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=) - Variation on a theme...

:} - What should we call these? (what?)

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif - Happy

:> - what?

:@ - what?

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif - Laughter

:I - Hmmm...

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what?

:{ - what?

:O - Yelling

:C - what?

:Q - what?

:,( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

|I - Asleep

|^o - Snoring

:-` - smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 - smiley bland face

:-! - "

:-@ - smiley face screaming

:-#| - smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$ - smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:-% - smiley banker

:-6 - smiley after eating something sour

:^) - smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:-7 - smiley after a wry statement

8-) - smiley swimmer

:-* - smiley after eating something bitter

:-& - smiley which is tongue-tied

:-0 - smiley orator

- smiley invisible man

(:-( - unsmiley frowning

(:-) - smiley big-face

):-) - "

):-( - unsmiley big-face

)8-) - scuba smiley big-face

=:-) - smiley punk-rocker

=:-( - (real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-) - smiley priest

:-q - smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-e - disappointed smiley

:-t - cross smiley

:-i - semi-smiley

:-o - smiley singing national anthem

:-p - smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ - un-smiley blockhead

:-] - smiley blockhead

:-{ - smiley variation on a theme

:-} - ditto

{:-) - smiley with its hair parted in the middle

}:-) - above in an updraft

:-a - lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-s - smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-d - lefty smiley razzing you

g-) - smiley with ponce-nez glasses

:-j - left smiling smilely

:-k - beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l - y. a. s.

:-: - mutant smiley

:-\ - undecided smiley

:-| - "have an ordinary day" smiley

;-) - winking smiley

:-< - real sad smiley

:-> - y.a.s.

:-z - y.a.c.s.

:-x - "my lips are sealed" smiley

:-c - bummed out smiley

:-v - talking head smiley

:v) - left-pointing nose smiley

:-b - left-pointing tongue smiley

:-/ - lefty undecided smiley

:-? - smilely smoking a pipe

.-] - one-eyed smilely

,-} - wry and winking

0-) - smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

:-=) - older smiley with mustache

:u) - smiley with funny-looking left nose

:n) - smiley with funny-looking right nose

:< - midget unsmiley

:> - midget smiley



}:^#}) - mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with

a double-chin



:-) - ha ha ~~:-( - net.flame

|-) - hee hee O |-) - net.religion

|-D - ho ho

:-> - hey hey 8 :-I - net.unix-wizards

:-( - boo hoo X-( - net.suicide

:-I - hmm E-:-I - net.ham-radio

:-O - uh oh >:-I - net.startrek

:-P - nyah nyah 3 http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/redface.gif[ - net.pets

|-P - yuk



:-} - beard

:-{ - mustache

:-# - braces

:-X - bow tie

:-Q - smoker

<:I - dunce

(:I - egghead

@:I - turban

8-) - glasses

B-) - horn-rims

8:-) - glasses on forehead

:-8( - condescending stare

;-) - wink

>:-< - mad





Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|



Male :- Female >-

Birth |-O Death 8-#

[BBA]

Boy....it started out funny...then it just went on and on and on...

[RCN_Moose]

and on and on and on............

I'm afriad to ask how long that took to type out.....

Moose http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[OuTpaTienT]

and on and on and....

Oh, I bet he just cut'n'pasted. Ya know? Like this:

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously

:-) Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously

:> Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
Midget Wink
Winking

;-) Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)

;> Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
Midget Wink

B-) Smiling face from a person wearing glasses

8-) Smiling face with a wide-eyed look

8-( Unhappy smiley
Wide-eyed unhappy smiley
Eight!?! (unhappy)

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
Laughter
Big smile

:-D Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)

:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)

:-( Sad or disappointed face

:-P Tongue stuck out

:-J Tongue in cheek
Tongue-in-cheek comments
Surfer

:-# Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said

:-$ Message indicating person is ill

:-& Message indicating person is angry
User is tongue tied
Smiley which is tongue-tied
Perplexed
User eating spaghetti

:-* Kiss...

:-x Kiss kiss
"My lips are sealed" smiley
"My lips are sealed"
Not telling any secrets
User kissing
Blowing a kiss

:-(=) Message from a person with big teeth.
Message about people with big teeth
Bucktooth smiley
Big teeth

<:-) Dumb questions

|-( Late night messages
Nightmare.
Smiley lost his contact lenses
Asleep with nightmares
Yawn

:^) From a person with a large nose

:*) Clowning around
Smile with moustache
I'm drunk
User is drunk
Ed McMahon
Drunk smiling face
Everyman
Smilie with the nose of a clown

:-{#} From a person with braces
Messages teasing people about their braces
User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces

&:-) From a person with curly hair
Messages from people with curly hair
Curly hair
User is Guinan
Wig II

@:-) From a person with wavy hair

#:-) From a person with matted hair

O:-) Angel
For those innocent souls
Angel smiley
Acting very innocent (halo)
With halo

C=:-) Chef
User is a chef
Chef smiley
Galloping Gourmet

;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)

:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments

:-|K- Formal message
User is formally attired
Evening dress

<:>== A turkey
A turkey emoticon

...---... S.O.S.

O*O A guy is mooning you

O:O A girl is mooning you

@*&$!% You know what that means...

2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
"Forty Seconal should suffice"

(O--< A fishy message...
User suspects something fishy is going on

@}->-- A rose.

@>+-+-- A rose.

@>-->-- A rose.

---<---@ A rose.

@}-,-'-- A rose.

@}-;--`--- A rose.

@>--->---- A rose.

@}-->---->---- A rose.

@}--)----)---- A rose.

@}--<---<----- A rose.

@}----->------ A rose.


(-_-) Secret smile
User is happy (sideways)

(.)(.) Ms. Dos
User has big boobs

:/) Not funny

:-))) Reeeel happy, big smile
I'm overweight
William Conrad

:-> Alternate happy face

:-c Real unhappy
Bummed out smiley

:-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)

:-< Forlorn

;-C Sardonic incredulity

:-} Crooked Smile

:-i Semi-Smiley
User is half smiling
Smoking

:-7 User after a wry statement

(@ @) You're kidding!

:-" Pursing lips
Whistling smiley
Heavy smoker

:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side

:-V Shout
Shouting smiley

:-O Shout

:-w Speak with forked tongue

:-W Shout with forked tongue
Speak with forked tongue

:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
Smiley raspberry
Sticking tongue out

:-f Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
Sticking tongue out

:-p Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
User is talking, talking, talking

:-1 Smirks
Smiley bland face
Bland face

:-, Smirks

<:-O Eeek!
User just saw a mouse, Eeek!

:-T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)

:-y Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
Said with a smile
Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
Speaking doubtfully

:-| Disgusted

:'-( Shedding a tear
User is crying
Crying
Upset

:~-( Shedding a tear
Crying
Bawling/Really Crying and Upset

:~(~~~ Crying

:-).... Drool

:-)~~~ Another drool

|-) Getting tired

:~) Yummee - lick lips

:-? Licking your lips

:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
I just ate a pickle

o= A burning candle for flames

-= A doused candle to end a flame

8 Infinity

.-) User has one eye
User is Sammy Davis, Jr.

:-: User is mutant

The invisible smilie
Smiley invisible man
Ghost smiley in invisible state
Here's the boat I lost

:< ) For those with hairy lips
User is from an Ivy League School
User is a blabber mouth

:^{ For those with mustaches

8*) Smile with glasses and moustache
Glasses and a moustache

B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!

:< )= For those with beards too

:-=) Older user with mustache
Older smiley with mustache
Adolph Hitler

:-#| User with bushy mustache

::-) User wears glasses

8:-) Glasses on forehead

B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
Cheap sunglasses
Batman (as played by Michael Keaton)

P-) Pirate
Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
Getting fresh

:-{ Count Dracula

=|:-)= Uncle Sam
Abe Lincoln

7 http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif Ronald Reagan

:~i Smoking

:~j Smoking and smiling

:/i No smoking

:-I Indifferent smilie.

:-B Drooling (or overbite)
User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
Buttmouth user

):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw

(:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets

@= Warning about nuclear war

OO Headlights on msg

:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint

#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)

(:-$ Message indicating person is ill
Ill
Ill-informed about the Renaissance

(:-& Message indicating person is angry
Rosicrucian
Angry

(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad

(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
Broken nose

(:< ) Message concerning blabber mouths
Rastafari
Blabber mouth

?-( Message about people with a black eye
Black eye

*:* Message about fuzzy things
Fuzzy

*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache

%-) Message about people with broken glasses

+<:-| Message from a monk/nun
The Pope

{0-) Message from cyclops
Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling

(:-|K- Formal message
Formally attired
A suit and tie

@%&$%& You know what that means
N.W.A. fan
User is swearing up a storm

| |*( Handshake offered (giving)

| |*) Handshake accepted (taking)

<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens

>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks

<{:-)} Message in a bottle
In a bottle

<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket
In a space rocket

(:-... Heart-breaking message
Heart-broken

<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man

(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)

<I==I) A message on four wheels
User is on four wheels

{ Alfred Hitchcock
A psycho

..|._ Opposite of a rose

&;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case.

*;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing
nonchalantly on her cigarette.

>:-) Devil

>;-) Devilish Wink

:-)## Guy with a Beard

@:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa

&:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

&8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

@@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses

(8-} Percy Dovetonsils

>-) Oriental Smiling Face
An alien

&B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.

O!O A MALE moon

O^O A FEMALE moon

;|8-) Hagar caught lying

7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan

*<|:-) I'm Santa Claus
Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

)-:|<* Sanity Clause

[:-) I'm wearing a walkman

d:-) I'm a Braves fan

:-\ Popeye smiling face

;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
Popeye beaten up

:-s User after a BIZARRE comment
Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
Confused

-:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
User is a punk rocker
Has mohawk

:%)% User has acne

:n) User with funny-looking right nose
Smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u) User with funny-looking left nose
Smiley with funny-looking left nose

'-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
Winking smiley
One eyed man

(-: User is left-handed

(-) User needs a haircut

(:I Egghead
User is an egghead

{:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle

+:-) Smiley priest
Priest smiley
Priest

=:-) Smiley punk-rocker

%-^ User is Picasso
Picasso
User was painted by Picaso

@:I Turban

(>< ) Anally retentive

:-! Foot in mouth

#-) Partied all night
Lt. LaForge
Zombie

:-(*) About to vomit

%-\ Hungover

:-)8 Well dressed

:-)-{8 From a big girl

:x( Habe a code in by dose

8:] From a gorilla
Gorilla

( http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif-) Scuba diver

(-:|:-) Siamese twins

{:V Sounds like a duck

%+{ From the loser of a fight
Lost a fight

d :-) Hats off to your great idea

q:-) For those who wear their caps backwards

>:-| Spock
Trekkie

:-/ McCoy

:-{)} Commander Riker

<>:{(} Lt. Worf

**:-) Counsellor Troi

]) Lt. LaForge

[:-| Data

{(:-) I am William Shatner
Wearing toupee

} (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind

8(:-) Zippy

******:-) Marge Simpson

^^ Happiness (Japanese symbol)

^^; Embarrasment (Japanese symbol)

;; Sadness (Japanese symbol)

-- When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> Winky and devil combined.

[:] User is a robot

B:-) Sunglasses on head
User has glasses on forehead

:-)-8 User is a big girl (partial body)

:-{) User has a mustache

:-{} User wears lipstick

}:-( Toupee in an updraft
Bull headed

:-[ User is a Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-)~ User drools

:-~) User has a cold

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ User is screaming

:v) User has a broken nose

-:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=) User has two noses
Orangutan smiley

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
Priest

`:-) Shaved his right eyebrow off this morning

,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee
Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning

|-I User is asleep

|-O User is yawning/snoring

:-Q User is a smoker
Smoker
Smoking smiley
User smoking a bud
Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar

O-) Message from cyclops
Smiley after smoking a banana
Megaton Man, on patrol!
Scuba diver
Arc-welder
A Martian (happy)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
Angel

:-S User just made an incoherent statement
What you say makes no sense
Sick smilie

:-X User's lips are sealed
Bow tie
A big wet kiss
User with taped-up mouth
User is swearing

<|-) User is Chinese
Rickshaw driver
A Vietnamese peasant

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
Santa Claus
Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

* http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/redface.gif) It's Bozo the Clown!
User is a bozo
Clown

3:] Pet smilie

3:[ Mean Pet smilie
Pit bull smiley

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
TV detector van operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips
Smiley licking it's lips

%-6 User is braindead

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
Orator
Smiley orator
User can't find shift key

..-) User only has one eye

,-) User only has one eye
Winking happy smiley
One eye ... and winking
Sammy Davis, Jr.

X-( User just died
Net.suicide
You are brain dead
Dead user

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=) Variation on a theme
Chinese smiley
Interested smiley (big eyes)
The "cute" smiley
A different smiley

:} What should we call these? (what?)
The Grinch
If the user is a frenchmen and he has a curly mustache

:@ Screaming

:I Hmmm...
Hmmm, not funny!
Bored
Cute guy
Pensive

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif Sad
Sad-turtle smiley
Frowning

:[ Real Downer
A vampire
Very unhappy

:< Midget unsmiley
What pretences!
Sad boy

:{ Oh boy, the headmaster!

:O Yelling
Amazed
Feed me smileys
Big gob

:C Bummed

:Q Smoking

:,( Crying
Crying smiley

[] Hugs

:* Kisses
Blowing kisses

|I Asleep

|^o Snoring
Hepcat

:-` Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
Spitting out chewing tobacco

:-% Smiley banker
Banker
Bearded
Talking out of both sides of mouth

:-6 Smiley after eating something sour
Smiley after eating something spicy

):-) Smiley big-face
Impish smiley

):-( Unsmiley big-face
Nordic smiley

)8-) Scuba smiley big-face

=:-( Real punks never smile
Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
Trying to touch tongue to nose

:-e Disappointed smiley
Disappointed

:-t Cross smiley
Pouting smiley

:-] Smiley blockhead
Biting sarcasm
Blockhead
Sarcastic
Smilie with straight smile
Obnoxious user
Good Mood/Grinning
Grim Smile

}:-) Hair parted in the middle in an updraft
Wearing toupee in an updraft
I have a bull head
Devil

:-a Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-d Lefty smiley razzing you
Said with a smile
User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt
User is sticking out their tongue

g-) Wearing pince-nez glasses

:-j Left smiling smilely
User has a crooked smile
Smoking and smiling

:-k User is biting his/her lip

:-l Yet another smiley
User is almost smiling

:-z Yet another cross smiley

:-b Left-pointing tongue smiley
"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
User is sticking out tongue

.-] One-eyed smilely

,-} Wry and winking

0-) Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
Cyclops
Arc-welder
Scuba diver
User wears a scuba mask
Happy invader from Mars
Cross eyed

}:^#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
with a double-chin

|-D Ho ho
Laughing out loud, HO HO

~~:-( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

E-:-I Net.ham-radio

>:-I Net.startrek
Trekkie

3 http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/redface.gif[ Net.pets

|-P Yuk!
Reaction to unusually ugly C code

<:I Dunce

:-8( Condescending stare

>:-< Mad
Angrily Mad/P'ed off

8-| Suspense / thriller
Eyes wide with surprise

:- Male
Prolog programmer

>- Female

8-# Death
Dead smiley
User is dead

8-O "Omigod!!"
Took too many nodoz to work on thesis
User just before doubling over with pain

;-( Crying smiley
'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your
lights out'
Beaten up
Sad face gets his lights punched out
Sad or mad and got beat up

;^) Smirking smiley

:-)8< Big girl smiley
User is a big girl

:-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley

<:-l Dunce smiley

>:-l Klingon smiley

@:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser

X:-) Little kid with a propeller beanie
User is Aunt Jemima

l^o Hepcat smiley

}:^#) Pointy nosed smiley

:-3 Handlebar mustache smiley

: = Beaver smiley

P-( Pirate smiley

:8) Pigish smiley
Pig

:/\) Extremely bignosed smiley

([( Robocop

&-l That made me cry

l-O Smiley is yawning

l:-O Flattop loudmouth smiley

$-) Yuppie smiley
Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
Won big at Las Vegas
Won the lottery

:----} You lie like pinnochio
Pinnochio

8<:-) Smiley is a wizard

:#) Drunk smiley

H-) Cross-eyed smiley
User is Geordie LaForge

]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses
Very cool sunglasses (so smirks)

V^J Smiley with glasses, seen from left side (portrait, talking)

+-( Smiley, shot between the eyes

~:-P Smiley, thinking and steaming
Having only one single hair

`' Cat's eyes in the night

L-P Totally scrambled smiley

BI A frog

-( Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
burn-in room
User with gouged-out eyes

!-( Black eye

!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
and-forth."
Cyclon Centurian
Popeye User

!.'v Flat top (profile)

!|:-( ) Being brained by a baseball bat

#(,'%/) Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair

# http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/redface.gif+= Betty Boop

&:-o-8-< Betty Boop

$$ For academic jobs

$$$ For industrial jobs

$$$$ For people starting up their own company

% For bike accidents

%') After drinking a fifth for lunch

%*@:-( Hung over

%*} Very drunk

%-( Confusion

%-(I) Laughing out loud

%-<I> Drunk with laughter

%-{ Sad variation

%-| Been working all night
I've been on the computer all night

%-} Humor variation

%-~ Picasso
User was painted by Picaso

%\v Picasso
User was painted by Picaso

&-| Tearful

&.(.. Crying

':-) Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
One eyebrow

'~;E Unspecified 4-legged critter

( Unhappy Cheshire cat

(!) Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
A tight ***

($) Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC

() Reference to football

(,'%/) Slept too long on one side

(-.-)Zzz... Sleeping (sideways)

(-::-) Siamese twins
Putting heads together

(-E: Wearing bifocals

(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")

(00) Mooning you


(8-) Wears glasses
Homer Simpson
I'm an Owl
Swimmer

(8-{)} Glasses, moustache and a beard

(: (=| Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(:+) Big nose

(:- Unsmiley frowning

(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
Said something he shouldn't have

(:-* Kissing

(:-D Blabber mouth

(:-I Egghead

(:-\ VERY sad

(:-{~ Bearded

(:=) TWO noses (?)

(H f Robocop in a hydraulic press

(V)=| Pacman champion

(X0| |) Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(^^)y-~~~ Smoking (sideways)

(x) Reference to Vanderbilt football

(|-| F Robocop

(}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

) Cheshire cat

*!#*!^*&:-) A schizophrenic

** For winter sports generally

**-( Too many shocks

*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
Cyclops after meeting Odysseus

*-) Shot dead
User was shot for the last posting

*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)

*<.'v Wearing snow cap (profile)

*<8-)X Party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<|:-)) Santa Claus

*L* User is blotto (sideways)

*| For "oh what a beautiful sunset"
User is commenting on the sunset

+-(:-) Religious leader
The Pope

+<.'v Knight (profile)

+<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..."
User is a bishop
Monk/nun

+<| |-) Knight

+O:-) The Pope

,.'v Has short hair (profile)

- Helen Keller

- @= Messages about nuclear war

- -:-( Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

- -:-) Punk rocker

-) Jose Feliciano

---... SOS (variant)

---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)

-/- Stirring up trouble

- http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif Has mohawk

-=#:-) Wizard

->- For airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead

'! Grim (profile)

'" Pursing lips (profile)

'J Smiling (profile)

'P Sticking tongue out (profile)

'T Keeping a straight face (profile)

'U Yawning (profile)

'V Shouting (profile)

'Y Whistling (profile)

'\ Frowning (profile)

'r Sticking tongue out (profile)

'v Talking (profile)

'w Speaking with forked tongue (profile)

-( Always should wear safety glasses

-] One eye

.---... ABBA fan
SOS

...( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life

\/ Duck variation

^v Pointy nose (profile)

/8^{~ User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/:-| Mr. Spock

/;-) Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

0-( Scuba diver with a broken mask
____________________
There's still a buttload more here: http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Pit/4824/smileys.html

OuT (-:

[GroundZero3]

um.....yeah......um.....okay.....um those will come in handy when i start yahoo chatting again.


JaYsin

[Missing the point]

Holy, now THATS a lotta smilies!!!!

[gradius]

This thread was brought to you by the National Bored-On-Aol Community. thank you

[voogru]

Fact: It Takes 5 Seconds To scroll from the top to the bottom when useing the scroll wheel on the intellie mouse.
Just thought id let you know http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Savant]

Another fact: it only takes two seconds if you just drag the slider thing

[skai]

It took .002secs to hit the back button,skai