Biggest oxy-moron

[Szech]

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif That's pretty good SA, here's two more:

Jumbo Shrimp
Bitter-sweet chocolate

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

[NavyDood_ F/A18_Mech]

There are more at this link. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/Forum1/HTML/005907.html

My 2 favorite are:
Military Intelligence
Honest Politician

Jim

[Richard_Cranium72]

"Government Releases Information about the _____"

[desmocat]

1. "bolt-on" any hot rodder knows about this http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif
2. one size fits all

[Gutter Ball]

Original copy?
Plastic Silverware? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif
Same difference?

[Target]

how about:

"Live Recording"

Or

"False truths"

[OuTpaTienT]

Hey, those of you enjoying this topic might
also enjoy my song:

INSOMNIA DREAM (http://www.norcov.com/~donc/Graphics/Insomnia.html)

[jl123]

OH OH i got one. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

How bout:

Hot Water Heater

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gifummm...?

~Joel(jl123)

[mattheadfat]

this one isn't mine, CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!!

it's still soo funny!

[Glynn R Harris]

Liked OuTpaTienTs song link very much. You, don't, perchance, Program for a living? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[OuTpaTienT]

How about:

-Driveway (that you don't drive in, but park in)
&
-Parkway (that you don't park in, but drive in)

[jl123]

Hey OuTpaTienT did you get those from that watermelon guy on comedy central? Gatiga or something like that?

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif:

~Joel(jl123)

[OuTpaTienT]

Watermelon guy? Ya mean Gallagher? Oh puh-leeze. If I was going to plagiarize someone, I would at least plagiarize someone funny...I think they're from Steven Wright. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[krusty the klown]

Microsoft operating system http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[starcraft_azzkikr]

MicrosoftWorks

Need I say more?

SA

[NeilTrain]

Lotus Notes

Note To Self........

[starcraft_azzkikr]

why is it calle d a hot water heater? if the waters hot why do we need to heat it up? oh well. maby they should change the name to cold water heater or hot water cooler http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

SA

[akaBruno]

Gallagher is hilarious!!!

[tantone]

I have to agree that Gallagher is pretty damned funny.

And if you think those lines came from Steven Wright...well, who do you think HE got them, from? Gallagher has been smashing watermelons long before Steven Wright starting getting laughs by acting like a lobotomy patient.

[bdunn]

how about organic vegetables? Ever taste inorganic ones?

[OuTpaTienT]

Oh great! A bunch of Gallagher fans. Somehow I had higher expectations of the group here at SysOpt.

But that's what I get for being a judgemental turd...huh? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[Wiz]

Outpatient, Steven Wright is awesome, and compared to gallagher, he is a god. Gallagher is nothing =]

[akaBruno]

You shouldn't judge everybody by your own standards. I like Steven Wright too. But when it comes to physical comedy, the G. Man has it hands down. You're just too puss to sit in the front row.

[CujoRbd]

Cmonster's post in that reminded me of a pretty funny site i made.

check it out. (http://www.geocities.com/cujorbd/error_msg.htm)

some of them are kinda dumb, but the rest are great!


CujoRbd

[x35Agent]

What about " Lost Creek This Way "

Now I think that is funny.

We got a Lostcreek road by my house.

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Roy]

"Tight slacks" tickles my lobes.

More: www.oxymorons.com/oxymorons.html (http://www.oxymorons.com/oxymorons.html)

[CMonster]

Righteous Indignation

[thekingofpain]

Why do shipments go by car but cargo travels by ship???

[dexmax]

1. new and improved--how can it be new if it was improved, and how can it be improved if it is new???????????

2. bil_ g_tes

[catcow]

Bill Gates.

Oh, sorry, 'OXY'Moron. I thought you just said....... http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif


Steve

[CMonster]

..I met Bill Gates in a dream this morning (really) and he talked "down" to me while trying to seem friendly...

Perhaps the greatest oxymoron: HumanKind ..think about that one.....

[FrnchDp]

I'm so confused..... :confused:

[comp_nut]

so get in line :D

[cwin]

Originally posted by FrnchDp
I'm so confused..... :confused: Bumper ;)
I like
static variable
:D

[Billforce]

DNC

[FrnchDp]

Originally posted by Billforce
DNC

Deprived Native Citizens??

[ukulele]

Fresh fish. This weeks special. :rolleyes:

[FrnchDp]

Originally posted by ukulele
Fresh fish. This weeks special. :rolleyes:

LOL.. nothing like bringing out dirty laundry that's been sitting in the corner for 3 yrs!!

;)


:t

[cwin]

Normal day for Cwin ;) :p :D

[saimyc]

Originally posted by OuTpaTienT
Oh great! A bunch of Gallagher fans. Somehow I had higher expectations of the group here at SysOpt.

But that's what I get for being a judgemental turd...huh? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

All Hail OuTpaTienT


they're both good, anyone like george carlin??

"Wet Suit"

[j.m@talk]

Mireland............... Minus the Oxy bit of course :-@

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
Mireland............... Minus the Oxy bit of course :-@



ah yes, more verbal raping from J.M...quality..just pure quality!:mad:




:D

[tantone]

Holy ****!!! This is from 2000!!!!!!!!

Someone was searching the catacombs of SysOpt, eh?

I still say Gallagher WAS funnier than Steven Wright. The newer stuff he's done isn't as good by a longshot, but his older stuff was great!