Linux Genie

[CMonster]

A California man finds a bottle with a genie inside it, upon rubbing the bottle the genie pops out:

Genie: You may have one wish.

Man: Very well, build me a 5-lane highway from here to Hawaii.

Genie: Are you crazy man? That is way to difficult! You must ask for something simple.

Man: Okay, then please remove the blue-screen errors from my Windows ME.

Genie: Did you say you wanted Five lanes on that highway?

[Chief]

That's pretty good. I had heard that linux never crashes. I have L/M 8 loaded on a overclocked k6-2+. Its been running a week to maybe two when sunday as I was just surffing with mozilia, it crashes (reboots even) bout an hour later it did it again. So I have re-installed, and this time when I partitioned it I told it to use reiser fs for partitions. I havent been using linux long enough to be able to check just what it did. (sort'a duh, I'll figure that out one of these days)Ha!

[bwkaz]

CMonster: good one, saw it over at www.linuxnewbie.org, (http://www.linuxnewbie.org,) too. LMAO again.

Bryan