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dafremen
06-08-2001, 08:52 AM
A haiku is a type of poem which captures a feeling, a moment in time and does it within the following rules.

The first line must contain 5 syllables.
The second line must contain 7 syllables.
The third line contains 5 syllables again.

Once in awhile I write Quake2 Haikus. Here are a few:

I fragged him at last
But advancing I step on
My own damned grenade

I called him camper
Then I was disconnected
Guess he had admin

I lost but don't mind
Because my heart's full of joy
For having played Quake.

With negative fragz
These backflips into lava
Don't seem so graceful.

A statue that breathes?
A rock that shoots back at me?
No, it's a camper.

He hasn't missed yet
Perhaps I should query him
"Yes I'm a ratbot!!!"

My heart thumps wildly
For I cannot return fire
I'm out of ammo.

He should have been dead
Instead I lie in pieces
He had red armor

The railgun goes off
As the slug speeds to its mark
I wait for my frag

So many gamers
Don't be too suprised to find
That "chick" is a dude!

A rocket launcher
Feels good in my hands when I
Go to rocket jump

His insults are good
I stop shooting and ask him
Where'd he meet my mom?

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HomeYield
06-08-2001, 10:57 AM
I like that let me try. Don't laugh at me too hard.

I don't sleep well now
Time has gone past me quickly
find me in Quake 3

fight and fight until
I might have a chance at quad
denied is the word

team arena i play now
fourteen people on my team
no one knows defense?

stafe, jump, run and duck
how is this guy connecting
what is auto aim?

wow, rocket launcher
i'm gonna have me some fun
now hear excellent

can't find any ammo
running around with gauntlet
hu mil i a tion

i have the blue flag
trying to get back to base
oops blue flag returned

dafremen
06-11-2001, 09:54 AM
Beat to Megahealth
By a slick rocket jumper.
Where's my flipoff key?

No talent for verse?
Try a haiku. No rhyming
Just five, seven, five.

Waiting for haikus
On this thread makes me thirsty
Haikus or Hi-C?

AuraEdge
06-14-2001, 05:32 AM
Shortest CS Haiku ever
3 words http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

AK47...
48Kbps...
Humiliation

I'd hit up some more, but I'm not feeling particularly creative right now http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif. Haikus are a personal favorite of mine because you can be poetic and not really have to put all that much effort into it.

Give it a try guys.

..Ok two more

I search for the bomb,
"Blips" getting near and faster
Frantic in my search.

Suspection greatens:
seven headshots in a row...
It's a aiming script

[This message has been edited by AuraEdge (edited 06-14-2001).]