Gene C.
05-23-2000, 08:33 PM
something to do. on your system brake. I'm not married so I couldn't do it.
How married are you anyway?
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Do you have a flip-phone? ...add 10 pts.
Is your wife the only one with the number? ...add 20 pts. unless she is expecting a baby.
Do you have a picture of your wife in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Is it the first picture in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Do you call your wife from work at least once a day? ...add 7 pts.
Does she call you at work at least once a day? ...add 10 pts.
Can you say that you have never forgotten your anniversary? ...add 1 pt. for every year of marriage.
Does your wife know your internet password? ...add 4 pts.
Does it contain any part of her name? ...add 8 pts.
Does your bedspread have flowers on it? ...add 10 pts.
Do your fantasies include your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do they include only your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do you personally drive a minivan as your primary car? ...add 7 pts.
Does your wife drive a sportier car than you? ...add 7 pts.
Do you drive a minivan while your wife drives a sports car? ...add 10 pts.
Does your wife keep her paycheck while you share yours? ...add 10 pts.
Do you do laundry as much or more than she does? ...add 7 pts.
Do you know how to cook a caserole without using a cookbook? ...add 8 pts.
Did you let your subscription to Playboy expire? ...add 5 pts.
Do you lower the lid on the toilet seat after taking a leak. add 20 pts.
Do you go grocery shopping with your wife? add 4 pts.
Do you let her hold the t.v. remote add 25 pts.
Do you watch t.v. withn her instead of takeing my stupid survey or surf the web. add 25 pts.
Now let us add up the points to see just how married you are...
Naaaa... If you're married, you'll know how married you are. so this is just something to do for a change.and also, who the boss is. he he
fell free to add to the list if you think it should be there ect.
How married are you anyway?
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Do you have a flip-phone? ...add 10 pts.
Is your wife the only one with the number? ...add 20 pts. unless she is expecting a baby.
Do you have a picture of your wife in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Is it the first picture in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Do you call your wife from work at least once a day? ...add 7 pts.
Does she call you at work at least once a day? ...add 10 pts.
Can you say that you have never forgotten your anniversary? ...add 1 pt. for every year of marriage.
Does your wife know your internet password? ...add 4 pts.
Does it contain any part of her name? ...add 8 pts.
Does your bedspread have flowers on it? ...add 10 pts.
Do your fantasies include your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do they include only your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do you personally drive a minivan as your primary car? ...add 7 pts.
Does your wife drive a sportier car than you? ...add 7 pts.
Do you drive a minivan while your wife drives a sports car? ...add 10 pts.
Does your wife keep her paycheck while you share yours? ...add 10 pts.
Do you do laundry as much or more than she does? ...add 7 pts.
Do you know how to cook a caserole without using a cookbook? ...add 8 pts.
Did you let your subscription to Playboy expire? ...add 5 pts.
Do you lower the lid on the toilet seat after taking a leak. add 20 pts.
Do you go grocery shopping with your wife? add 4 pts.
Do you let her hold the t.v. remote add 25 pts.
Do you watch t.v. withn her instead of takeing my stupid survey or surf the web. add 25 pts.
Now let us add up the points to see just how married you are...
Naaaa... If you're married, you'll know how married you are. so this is just something to do for a change.and also, who the boss is. he he
fell free to add to the list if you think it should be there ect.