//flex table opened by JP

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Gene C.
05-23-2000, 08:33 PM
something to do. on your system brake. I'm not married so I couldn't do it.

How married are you anyway?

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Do you have a flip-phone? ...add 10 pts.
Is your wife the only one with the number? ...add 20 pts. unless she is expecting a baby.
Do you have a picture of your wife in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Is it the first picture in your wallet? ...add 5 pts.
Do you call your wife from work at least once a day? ...add 7 pts.
Does she call you at work at least once a day? ...add 10 pts.
Can you say that you have never forgotten your anniversary? ...add 1 pt. for every year of marriage.
Does your wife know your internet password? ...add 4 pts.
Does it contain any part of her name? ...add 8 pts.
Does your bedspread have flowers on it? ...add 10 pts.
Do your fantasies include your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do they include only your wife? ...add 5 pts.
Do you personally drive a minivan as your primary car? ...add 7 pts.
Does your wife drive a sportier car than you? ...add 7 pts.
Do you drive a minivan while your wife drives a sports car? ...add 10 pts.
Does your wife keep her paycheck while you share yours? ...add 10 pts.
Do you do laundry as much or more than she does? ...add 7 pts.
Do you know how to cook a caserole without using a cookbook? ...add 8 pts.
Did you let your subscription to Playboy expire? ...add 5 pts.
Do you lower the lid on the toilet seat after taking a leak. add 20 pts.
Do you go grocery shopping with your wife? add 4 pts.
Do you let her hold the t.v. remote add 25 pts.
Do you watch t.v. withn her instead of takeing my stupid survey or surf the web. add 25 pts.
Now let us add up the points to see just how married you are...

Naaaa... If you're married, you'll know how married you are. so this is just something to do for a change.and also, who the boss is. he he

fell free to add to the list if you think it should be there ect.

wtp
05-23-2000, 08:45 PM
too long to do, and i'm not married either, i'm only 14, glad i don't have to do those long forms. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

wtp http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

socalgal
05-23-2000, 08:52 PM
lol http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Mntsnow
05-23-2000, 09:50 PM
ROFL http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Yep I'm married http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif But I did lose the 25 points for NOT sharing the tv remote! I we dont have a minivan!

Mntsnow

ScaryBinary
05-24-2000, 09:28 AM
Here's a few items that I think should be on the list.....

Putting up with her mental-case family: 50 pts.
Eating her cooking even if you have to hold your breath to keep from barfing: 30 pts.
Cleaning up your own barf: 1 pt (toilet seat); 15 pts (hardwood floor); 30 pts (carpet); 150 pts (your wife's favorite shirt)
Properly answering "Do I look fat?": 1,000,000,000 pts. (this has never been achieved)
Keeping your mouth shut when she tells you how much of a slob you are 2 seconds after you pratically break your neck by tripping over her umpteen pairs of shoes she's conveniently left sprinkled around the room: 5,000 pts.


Can you tell I'm married http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/icons/icon10.gif ?

Loving Husband and Soon-to-be-Dad,
ScaryBinary

bdunn
05-24-2000, 09:42 AM
I'm married but dunno how much longer. Breaking up would be so much easier had we no kids.

catcow
05-24-2000, 10:48 AM
I'm married and just scored 22 points !
Is that good or bad????
lol
http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

alpha
05-25-2000, 12:01 AM
Well, I can't say it's too long, 'cos I just finished doing a 233 question Forwarded survey to keep my gf happy, however I can use the excuse that I should really be married to do it.

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Typos.

[This message has been edited by alpha (edited 05-24-2000).]