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krusty the klown
05-03-2000, 02:15 AM
Q How many Internet mail list subscribers does it takes to change a
light bulb?

A 1,344

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1 To actually change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that
the light bulb has been changed;

14 To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently;

7 To caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 To point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 To flame the spelling/grammar critics

1 To correct the spelling and grammar in the spelling/grammar flames

6 To argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

156 To write to the list administrator about the light bulb discussion
and its inappropriateness to this mail list

109 To post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
this email exchange to lightbulb-list

203 To demand that cross posting to grammar-l, spelling-l and
illuminati-l about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 To defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mail list

306 To debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 To post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 To post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and to post the
corrected URL's

3 To post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list

33 To link all posts to date, then quote them (including all headers
and footers) and then add "Me too"

12 To advise the list that they are unsubscribing because they are
upset with the light bulb controversy

19 To quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 To suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 To ask what is "FAQ"

4 To ask "Didn't we go through this a short time ago on Usenet?"

143 To ask "what's Usenet?"

1 To point out that anyone who knows anything at all about lighting
knows that the proper term is not "lightbulb" or "light bulb" but
LAMP.

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tonym
05-03-2000, 06:38 AM
ROFLMAO!

Krusty, you da man!!!


Tony

grandslammer
05-03-2000, 06:44 AM
Can I get an AMEN!

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M

by the way, how many country and western singers does it take to screw in a light bulb (lamp?)



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grandslammer
05-03-2000, 06:45 AM
FIVE!

One to turn the bulb, and four to sing about how bad they miss the old one!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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M


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OuTpaTienT
05-03-2000, 07:06 AM
Ok, how many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

OuTpaTienT
05-03-2000, 07:07 AM
Just one, ... but it takes a sh**load of light bulbs.

Wiz
05-03-2000, 04:20 PM
LOL, great one krusty, where'd ya get that?

Warthog
05-03-2000, 04:38 PM
http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gifLOL guys!!! Gotta love those light bulb jokes. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

Warthog

wyvrn
05-03-2000, 09:38 PM
LOL.

Pepto
05-03-2000, 10:02 PM
How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Four:
One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because
the light bulb in our office works fine..."

(borrowed from the following link http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif) http://wgc.chem.pu.ru/links/win/Jokes/jokes.html

Pepto

krusty the klown
05-03-2000, 11:46 PM
Wiz,

that one was emailed to me the other day and given some of the threads over the past week, I thought it was quite appropriate!!

Glad you enjoyed it.

Krusty.