The Elian Game

[Apostle 83]

http://www.northpro.net/~matt/r62.jpg

Coming Soon.

[This message has been edited by Apostle 83 (edited 04-27-2000).]

[akaBruno]

Finally, a game that parents can enjoy playing, with a 6 year old.

[blubomber]

When is that game coming out?? Can i reserve a copy??

[Apostle 83]

The government is showing its taste (like in the columbine videos) and releasing it to the public! Only 45 bucks, and you too can instill the terror into little Elian.

[happyhamster]

This fine piece of art is going to have tough time competing against the infamous Columbine massacre video. At least the picture is a joke, but the video isn't, unfortunately.

[Dominus]

Speaking of the Columbine Video, the musicians who made the background music that the cops put in it to are now suing for copyright infringement.

No, really. Was on CNN.

[Joel Kleppinger]

It only got the "Teen" rating?

[Apostle 83]

They were gonna go 'everybody' but they thought no one would buy it then.

[akaBruno]

Both recording artists, Sarah McLauchlan and Cheryl Wheeler, have demanded that their songs be removed from the Columbine tape. The only song left is "Friend of Mine," written by two Columbine students.

I still can't believe that they would release this. And then to pull this sound track B.S. Unbelievable and Tasteless.

[krusty the klown]

Apostle, that it totally sick!


Absolutely spot on !!!! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

(my kind of humour)

[This message has been edited by krusty the klown (edited 04-28-2000).]

[U-96]

haha that's a real good one!!

Here's some blurb from the publisher -



Rainbow 6 #2 - Operation Elian

Using the crack national troops of the US Marshals and INS, use disproportionate force to re-unite family members from oppressive regimes who wash up in countries with repatriation loopholes!

Follow an engaging storyline, which even Tom Clancy couldn't have written, which starts with a couple of fishermen on a wharfside in Miami and finishes in the US capital with a plot involving the President himself!

Utilise MP5s, subpoenas and economic embargoes to achieve your aims!

Here's an example of the levels in the game...

3. Operation Burning Tire
Set in Little Havana, Miami, rescue "hostages" from unarmed family members! Getting in is easy, but can you control the crowd on your exit? Pepper spray is available on this level.

6. Operation Back Door
Storm the rec facilities at Andrews AFB as your men kick back in the Vet's Bar, play pinball and take in a bit of shopping at the PX before return to guard your precious cargo.

10. Operation White Lie
Exchange legalities in the US Senate and Congressional hearings. Legal advisors and Secret Service may be available to help you on this mission.

15. Operation Bearded Cigar
Use stealth and surprise to secretly insert Elian and his father into the evil Cuban Communist dictatorship, where they will seek to spread the propaganda about the wonders of shopping malls and WWF to the uneducated and oppressed masses.

****CHEATS****
Only one so far...
On level Three, hit ~ for the console and type "N O L A W S O W E <ENTER>"
This will open all doors

On level Six, at Andrews AFB, type "R E N O I S I N <CTRL>" followed by "O O P S W H E R E I S E L I A N ?" to open all doors and skip to the Cuba level. (Warning! this will end the game)



U-96

PS I just made that lot up. It doesn't totally reflect my true sentiments about this case! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[daveleau]

Anybody seen/ have the WASSUP!!! thing with Elian? I have been looking for it after it was on CNN.com today. It's out the somewhere... It's called 'Stormtrooper true'

[OuTpaTienT]

Dave, go here: http://www.geocities.com/elian_true/

[pickel]

I'll be glad when this is all a distant , forgotten memory. Elain..Who???? Over and out

the pickel

[Brydon]

U-96... http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif sooooooo funny man. You should get a job writing game reviews as that was good.

[RobRich]

I heard this one on another BBS:

You take Elian and life preserver. Then place him exactly at the midway point between Florida and Cuba. Then at the end of the day, which ever side he drifts closes gets to keep him.

Just a thought http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[Warthog]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif Good one U-96!!

Warthog

[OuTpaTienT]

You made that up? That's pretty good 96.

[Brydon]

Here is another elian thingy...funny http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/tv/eliantrue/266elian.swf


[This message has been edited by Brydon (edited 04-29-2000).]

[bhess]

u-96 that was great!!!
brydon that was hilarious

[U-96]

hehe sorry to bring this thread back from the dead, but I was browsing one of the best Rogue Spear sites and I found this mp3 (http://www.roguespeardatabase.com/_files/_sound/elianppv.mp3) which uses Rogue Spear samples http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif and the news that some guys are working on the level 3 (rescue Elian!) mod, with briefings by Reno and a variant in which the fisherman REALLY DOES have a gun! Enjoy!
www.roguespeardatabase.com (http://www.roguespeardatabase.com)

U-96