Ok try to figure this one out!!!

[Megabyte]

Why is it that we park cars on a driveway and drive cars on a parkway????

Just doesn't make any sence to me http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif
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P.S. If you got a good one like this, lets hear it http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[NavyDood_ F/A18_Mech]

Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals, and recite in plays?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Just a few of my favorites.

Jim

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ROFL!!!!!! I like that one

Hope we get some more like those from some of the other brilliant minds out there.

BTW...I'm hoping that if I hangout at this BB long enough, I too might become one of brilliant mind...LOL

MB

[oblivion]

Don't you recite in recitals.......and play in plays.................


I have never heard anyone that I have boomeranged with refer to one as a stick......

You usually ship in trucks and boats and planes alike......and they contain cargo.

[Szech]

Why is it when we -leave- a log in the toilet, we "take a dump?"

[grandslammer]

Thanks Szech, that's an image I really wanted to carry around with me for a day or so.....

http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif

M


[This message has been edited by grandslammer (edited 04-22-2000).]

[hd581]

LOL!! I don't care, it was a good point, Szech.

Here's something I've always wondered. It's not a play on words, it's real:
Why do they make deodorants concave down? You know, when it's new you have to scrape those sharp edges across your underarm to make it blunt.

Also:
Why the %$@# do they put stripes on resistors?!?!? If I owned a resistor company, I'd print the **** value in digits right on there and put everyone out of business.

[Sharpy]

Why do people say "It will be in the last place you look" ?
You don't keep looking after you've found it!

[KillerBug]

Way to rip of of Galiger.

[Wiz]

Why is isnt phonetics spelled fonatix, since phonetics mean "sound spelling"?

[oxOGradiusOxo]

Why do convenient stores that are open 24-7 have locks on their doors?

And why do people like me buy cheaper Celeron processors (instead of P2s at same speed) to save money, then spend a load on fans and exotic cooling to push my 366 to 605, just to in the end, spend more than just going out at buying a faster processor?

[felix726]

If you throw a cat out your car window while driving is it kitty litter?

why do drive through atm machines have brail on them?

what hair color do bald men put down on their drivers license?

[seti]

Why is it that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants...but he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?


Got that one from friends (the show).

[Missing the point]

ROFLMAO Sharpy!

I love that one

Let me see if I can think of any....

Nope, My brain fell out when I "Took a dump"