Leave it to the Japanese -- ROTFLPIMO ;^)

[Harvey]

ROTFLPIM Obenju -- Credit where credit is due. I gripped this info from Sledge's post on CPU Central. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

I believe Obenju is Japanese for toilet or bathroom. Here are some
fruity colored commodes that look like everybody's favorite computer.

www7.big.or.jp/~katsurao/fp/inax/f-inax-wp20.jpg (http://www7.big.or.jp/~katsurao/fp/inax/f-inax-wp20.jpg)

And here is a link to an automatic Japanese game name generator. www.nationalgamereview.com/99.4.26/words/japan.html (http://www.nationalgamereview.com/99.4.26/words/japan.html)

As Sledge said, "Forget Quake 3! I personally can't wait for... Super Rice Fighter 64!! Or better yet... Ultra Fist Crotch Deluxe!!" http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

http://www7.big.or.jp/~katsurao/fp/inax/f-inax-wp20.jpg

[Dominus]

I got to get me one of these! Then I can express my feelings towards fruity colored "computers" that don't come with floppy drives everytime nature calls.

[BBA]

Think it'll work on your floppy?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH....................

[kwai]

its "obenjo" or just "benjo", but that's pretty crude -- like saying "crapper"

p.s. -- where do you plub the usb in? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Harvey]

A friend of mine told me these things are high tech and very expensive. He thinks they're about $10 - $15,000 each.

It gives a whole new meaning to FLUSHING YOUR CA$H! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[Bazango]

Well, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[socalgal]

I think I'd be scared to sit on it...

Are these for real or are you pulling my pinata?

[Bleeding Edge]

Ahem..(cough,cough)..

They're a toilet and bidet combination. I guess we americans think that.. ahem.. wiping with paper is clean enough.

[Bleeding Edge]

Oh. I left out the details: Seat heater with adjustable temperature. Rectal washer with adjustable water temperature. (Note: also extends for female hygene with adjustable spray pattern.) Automatic seat and cover closer to prevent friction in male/female households where female is dominate.

And lastly, the darn thing cleans itself!

[Bleeding Edge]

EDIT:

double post

"Lordy lordy lordie. Some of the things I'm aware of.."


[This message has been edited by Bleeding Edge (edited 05-10-99).]

[socalgal]

Hmm.. the more I look at them, and now that I know what they do, they are pretty cool... now, what color? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[kwai]

i've seen quite a few of these (non-inax versions of course) in japan. feels like you're sitting in the enterprise command chair. makes translating those button a whole new experience. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif whoops, cold water blast instead of flush again.