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bdog
03-23-2000, 09:04 PM
A good laugh
www.dumblaws.com (http://www.dumblaws.com)

Mr Twobit
03-23-2000, 09:08 PM
I'm gonna have fun with that place!!!!

daveleau
03-23-2000, 09:55 PM
That is hillarious! one of the laws pertains to a street that I must use to go to work.

It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.

Guess I can't go to work tomorrow. Darn!
LOL
Dave

Apostle 83
03-24-2000, 07:41 AM
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Ha! How can they rebuild w/500?!

narayan
03-24-2000, 11:13 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Whale hunting is illegal in Nebraska. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/redface.gif

Sharpy
03-24-2000, 01:47 PM
Texas
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Who makes these laws ?

RobRich
03-24-2000, 08:08 PM
Jad not kidding about roadkill in TN. It is now perfectly legal to collect and eat roadkill. It can be found on road, or you can run over it yourself!! If that isn't appetizing, I don't know what is! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

What scares more is that someone actually lobbied for this completely idiotic idea.

smurfin
03-25-2000, 12:22 AM
You can only hunt whales from a vehicle in Tennessee.

You can only beat your wife with a stick with a thickness less than your thumb in Jasper alabama(near where I was raised)

You can be put to death for putting salt on a railroad track here in sunny alabama.

This cracks me up. I knew our predecessors were morons, but jeez. Here in alabama it is commonly understood that our officials are morons given to back door deals and enough pork barrel projects to glut even a small governments appetite. We suck.

smurfin
03-25-2000, 12:25 AM
You have got to visit Tennesee's page and look at the city laws. A woman cannot legally drive a vehicle unless a man runs in front of her waving a red flag so as to warn pedestrians and other vehicles that a woman is on the road and...Well you figure it out.

neo_otyugh
03-25-2000, 12:55 AM
check out the texas laws.....they are crazy...i need to ge my permit to go barefoot now...

neo_otyugh
03-25-2000, 12:57 AM
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

jad1097
03-25-2000, 12:58 AM
Looks like I break one of those Tennessee state laws on a regular basis. No oral, they are just nuts.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.If I remember right this was passed in the last year or two. The reason because people want to eat the deer they hit with their car.

This is not a dumb law.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud ***** that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.


Ckeck out Floridas sex laws!


[This message has been edited by jad1097 (edited 03-24-2000).]

neo_otyugh
03-25-2000, 05:05 AM
do you need a hunting license to hit deer in your car???