I NEED THIS TONIGHT, please!

[jadison]

A friend of mine whose in High School is taking Drivers Ed. right now and tomorrow is their major test that determines whether or not they pass and get their permit or fail and...well u know what happens. Anywayz, I was curious if anyone has the <b>Texas Drivers Handbook (revised September 1997)??</b>

If u do, then do u have the answers to all 84 questions for getting a Class C license??

I need this before 10PM (ur time)tonight!!!!

THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO CAN HELP!!!!!!

-jd-

[skywalker[TSG]]

hmmm should´nt he have it ??
he should have been given the book
when he startet taking lessons

[Wiz]

i doubt the questions are that hard... Sorry cant help ya though, i'm in Mi

[mgordon99]

Oh, while you are at it, I have the Novell CNA exam on Thursday. I need someone to tell me which version of the test I will have and all the correct answers.

If you do this, I will strongly consider making you my life-line when Regis calls.

[wyvrn]

LOL.

[Dave_H]

Here are the answers to all the questions on the California test. Sorry, I can't help with Texas. http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/driver_handbook_toc.htm
Dave http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif
Edit- I forgot the link, I was laughing to hard, Sorry-edit

[This message has been edited by Dave_H (edited 03-21-2000).]

[Mr Twobit]

The answers are
a
c
d
e
b
c
c
e
a
a
b
c
b
b
e
e
50ft
100ft
yes
no
left
right
towards the curb
a
b
d
e
c

I just can't remember the questions!

[chipbgt]

You got number four wrong. The answer is "back up and drive over it again to make sure it really wasnt a body"

[jadison]

alright...alright, I guess if u ask a stupid question u get stupid answers, I thought I'd help out a fellow friend by gettin him the answers, but I'm not much of a cheater myself.

So I'm kinda glad none of u gave me the answers, he's 15...He says he knows how to drive and is sure he can pass the test, so why the hell should I waste my net-time findin them for him.


lol, chipbgt

-jd-

[bdog]

Just don't do this:The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday
Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
don't kill people. I do."


Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.


Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing
yellow traffic light?

A: The color.


Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.


Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

[alpha]

COOL!!! LOL ROFL!!! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[Amarok]

thx bdog I am at work at that one definately made got a few people laughing here.

[Mr Twobit]

......but seriously folks,
Thank you to jadison for being a good sport!!!

[Gene C.]

I'm in fl. so couldn't get a texas manual. but, these might help him to flash study.

1. If you knowingly make a false statement on an application for a license or identification card, what can happen?
___ I can go to jail
___ I can be fined a lot of money
___ I can have the license revoked
___ The card will be incorrect

2. Can a person operate a farm tractor on a highway without a license?
___ Absolutely
___ Yes, but only temporarily
___ Not really
___ What's a tractor?

3. What is an acceptable form of identification to show the examiner when you apply for your first license or identification card?
___ Social Security card
___ License or identification card from another state
___ License of Identification from Florida
___ Belt Buckle

4. If your name has been legally changed, how would you go about changing it on you license?
___ Go to the DMV within 30 days
___ Use White Out and a pen
___ Let the people at the Witness Protection Program take care of it
___ Doesn't matter

5. If you loose your license and need a duplicate, what should you do?
___ Go to the DMV and pay for a new one to be made up
___ Go to the DMV and ask real nicely to have a new one made up
___ Go to the DMV and wait on line all day
___ Make a photocopy of the old one.

6. If you failed to answer a trafic summons, would you be able to renew your license?
___ Yes
___ No
___ Not until next December
___ None of the above

7. What is the result of accumulating 12 points within a 12-month period?
___ I'd get jail time and/or a fine
___ I'd get a cab license
___ I'd go on to the bonus round
___ Nothing would happen

8. If you hit a parked car, and are unable to find the owner, what should you do?
___ Keep looking for the owner
___ Leave a note with my name and number
___ Leave a note with my boss's name and number
___ Find a good lawyer, because I'm going to get sued.

9. What side of the road do you drive on?
___ Left
___ Right
___ Center
___ Sidewalk

10. Can you park on a sidewalk?
___ Always
___ Never
___ Only if parking meters are present
___ If everyone else is doing it......

11. What should you do if you are driving on the highway and pass your exit?
___ Go on to the next exit and turn around there
___ Step on the brakes, shift the car into reverse, and go back to my exit
___ Make a U-turn and go back to my exit
___ Just do something else

13. When should you use your headlights?
___ In the morning
___ When at work
___ When it's dark out
___ When I'm driving

14. What does a solid red light mean?
___ Stop
___ Go
___ Proceed with caution
___ Speed up

15. What does a flashing red light mean?
___ Stop
___ Stop, then go
___ Go, then stop
___ The light's batteries are low

16. Who needs a class D license?
___ Those who operate trucks or trailers
___ Taxi drivers and chauffeurs
___ Those who ride bikes
___ Those who got a "D" in driver's ed.

17. What is an open intersection?
___ One with no traffic lights or stop signs
___ One that has no barricades
___ One that is not under construction
___ One that serves drinks

18. What is "defensive driving"?
___ Driving as not to get in an accident
___ Driving as not to get in a fight
___ Driving as to win in a fight
___ Driving as not to offend

19. If four (4) people pull up to a four-way intersection, who goes first?
___ Whoever got there first
___ Whoever has the biggest car
___ Whoever has the biggest gun
___ Who said anything about stopping?

[jadison]

great jokes Gene C. & bdog!! That's the kinda stuff I like to here. We should have a forum dedicated to jokes, cutdowns, and 1-liners!! What do u all think?

Or maybe that's going too far...nah

-jd-