A Fun M$ Site

[Steve R Jones]

Go here and look around:
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/

[U-96]

LOL that's funny. I give them 72 hours before the domain name lawsuit kicks in...


Microsoft Linux developments
Welcome to microsoft.eu.org/linux, the ultimate resource for Microsoft's Linux products!

[jadison]

Man, that is hilarious, I'm surprised M$ hasn;t caught site of this yet,

I was there for only a few min, the Linux test was indeed funny, Gotta show my Dad this!

How did u stumble on this site??

LOL,
jadison

[Steve R Jones]

Somebody on another board found it. Just had to pass it around.

[PCnerd]

Has anybody searched the site (where it says search), if not go and do so, then read what it says.

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[oblivion]

Well it is legal to own the domain....probally not the content,but the domain is completly legal.


It is very funny though L M A O

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[happyhamster]

ROFLMAO. I especially liked the Del command log, but the whole site is funny. BTW, I hava a feeling deep inside that if M$ had it their way, we'd really have to type reg code each time we use an app, and it would check with M$ database before running. Linux arrived just in time.

[chipbgt]

he he...when i brought it up, it said MS had just bought this page and it will be up soon?and then it wouldnt load again...crazy http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

Welcome to Microsoft! This domain has just been taken over by us, and the web pages are not quite finished yet. Don't worry about links leading nowhere, this will be fixed in a couple of days.

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[Ed_S]

Both the page & it's links worked for me. at least now. Here's the ones that worked from the main page:
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/GPL.shtml
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/windows/
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/linux/
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/legal/
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/msn/
http://www.microsoft.eu.org/spam/ http://www.microsoft.eu.org/training/


This one could be one of Bill's dreams!
What is MSN?
MSN is the MicroSoft Nation.

and this...ROTFLMAO!
MCSE (Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert)




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[PCnerd]

Windows 98 Source Code Revealed
Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
Project: Version - Windows 98

Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):

#include <nonsense.h>
#include <lies.h>
#include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include <process.h> /* For the court of law */

#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version

void main()
{
if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)
{
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);
}
while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in
lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month);
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vapourware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)

{
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing");
break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
" the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for
everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree)
{
order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");
release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
}
release(beta_version)
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)
{
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems)
{
say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_pla y)
{
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this
*******");
}
}
if ( bills_bank_account>skyhigh && marriage>two_years )
{
divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_he r);
wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks);
marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
if (boobies_start_to_hang)

dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_law suit);
buy_out(other_company);
}
}
/* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at
us */
order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_*******);
buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone,
for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_anothe r_unfinished_version);
}

void bugfix(void)
{
charge (a_lot_of_money)
if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version");
if (still_complaints)
{
ignore(customer);
register(customer, big_Bill_book);
/* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/
}
}
http://www.ihatewindows98.com


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