Drive through ATM

[medo]

Hello,

Please note that with the arrival of the new 'Drive Thru' Cashpoint machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances i.e. MALE or FEMALE and remember them when you use the cash machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
01. Drive up to cash machine.
02. Wind down window.
03. Insert card into cash machine & enter PIN.
04. Enter amount of cash required & withdraw.
05. Retrieve card, cash & receipt.
06. Wind up window.
07. Drive away

FEMALE PROCEDURE
01. Drive up to cash machine.
02. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
03. Restart the stalled engine.
04. Wind down window.
05. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
06. Locate make up bag & check make up in rear view mirror.
07. Attempt to insert card into machine.
08. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from the car.
09. Insert card.
10. Insert card the right way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with you PIN number written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press cancel & re-enter PIN correctly.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Retrieve cash & receipt.
16. Empty bag again to locate purse to place cash into.
17. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Drive forward 2 metres.
19. Reverse back to cash machine.
20. Retrieve card.
21. Re-check make up.
22. Restart stalled engine & pull away.
23. Drive for 3 to 4 miles.
24. Release handbrake.


Medo

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[desmocat]

I hear you on that one! Or,lets balance the checkbook while in the atm lane!GRRRR!(males and females guilty of this!) anyway,I want to ask something..why does the DRIVE UP atm have the instructions in braille? I dont want to be around when that comes in to use http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif Dum de dum dum dum...CRASH! let me get out and get some money and we can go see a movie..Yeah, I know people can walk up to it,so don't think I am slamming blind people, I just thought it was kinda funny..

[Wiz]

just wait til socalgal hears that one!

LMAO

[Dave_H]

Hahaha, LMAO!
Thanks medo
Dave

[SysOpt]

ROFL http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[socalgal]

Funny http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif but that's not me.

Exception:

08. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to **car is low to the ground**


And as I do have consideration for persons behind me waiting in the ATM line and I'm always rushing and don't have time, I usually put on my makeup while driving on the freeway.
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That could be my friend though... she 'drives' me nuts.



[This message has been edited by socalgal (edited 02-24-2000).]

[wyvrn]

That was a laugh for everyone in my office. Thanks!

[Ziz]

In Texas, they have drive up liquor stores!

It's almost a good idea. Perfect for that drunk driver who's always on the go...

See Drew Carey for the rest of this bit...

[Chef Mark]

Out on the North Carolina coast near Kitty Hawk they have a great store that I think is called "Brew Thru". Just drive your car into the center, store is on either side of you with a roof overhead, the crew will put your beer in the car for you and you drive away. Talk about drinking and driving.

[bdunn]

"I want to ask something..why does the DRIVE UP atm have the instructions in braille? I dont want to be around when that comes in to use Dum de dum dum dum...CRASH!"

Actually there is a very good reason for it to comply with the ADA (Americans with disabilities act)and many blind folks have fought for it. Before I met my wife I had dated someone who was blind. She didn't let that stop her from doing things that she needed to do.

If a blind person is sitting in the seat behind the driver of the vehicle he or she can still use the atm if the driver pulls farther forward.

[yammahoppy]

hey ziz,

not only do we have drive up hooch stores but we also have drive up tobacco stores. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

that is a good one medo

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