Joke - Sorry Programmers :)

[Ceeffa]

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If
you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with
you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put
it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week
and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The programmer said, "Look I'm a programmer. I don't have time
for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

[richamies]

LMAO!! Old but good!! some more good ones here http://www.romulus2.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Wag|APO|s+Corner&number=12&DaysPrune=60&LastLogin= if you are interested http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by richamies (edited 02-20-2000).]

[socalgal]

That's cute, and one I haven't heard before! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif