What the "95" in Windows 95 stands for...

[commodsquad]

<> The Top 11 Things People Think The 95 In Windows95 Really Stands
For:

11.) The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.

10.) The number of floppies it will ship on.

09.) The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their
hardware.

08.) The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.

07.) The number of pages in the *EASY-INSTALL* version of the
manual.

06.) The percentage of existing windows programs that won't run in
the new OS.

05.) The number of minutes to install.

04.) The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to
run.

03.) The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.

02.) The number of MHz required for the OS to run.

And now the #1 thing people think the 95 in Windows95 really stands
for..


(Drum roll please...)

01.) The year it was *DUE* to ship.

>>>Source: http://www.danielsen.com/jokes.shtml

[chipbgt]

funny....change the "95" to "2000" and you get the same results http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

and WHY IS THE INTERNET SO SLOW TONGIHT??

[oxOGradiusOxo]

Arrghh, you said it before I could chipbgt.. i'll second that http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Ed_S]

And I always thought that was just a rough est. on the # of bugs it has! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[pickel]

Ed_S: I thought that was just on the BOOT disc??? NO ??? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Jinx67]

Nope it stands for the I.Q. of the dislexic programmers who create the buggy thing. I.E."56" but if that were the case where would you put the decimal for Win2k? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Dave_H]

95
The number of blue screens per month.

The percentage of problems you finally fix before you upgrade and start all over.

Amount (in billions) MS hopes to make off it.

Number of major bugs planted in it.

Number of days until the built in "self destruct" activates.

Dave http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[pickel]

Give them a BREAK, guys.. look how well they did on Windows 98 Second Edtion, eespecially the..... Up http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gifGRADE !!!!!!!

[hai]

For 95% users, win95 survives 95 minutes before a crash/blue screen/freeze happens

[hai]

Win98 survives 98 minutes in average and win2000 survives 2000 minutes in average.