I only got 26 months to live

[Gene C.]

I only got 26 months to live. I'm 45 now and will be 46 in march. The test said I'd last until I'm 48. and two of my cat are going to have kittens in a couple of months again. will they grow up with out grand parents. and what about my other 4 cats. who'll buy food and pay there bills. well, better stop now. I can't type and lite another cigar to. http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor/calcs/n_expect/main.asp

[Dominus]

Mine is 71 years.

I'm as shocked as you are.

[codybear]

sorry to hear that Gene...I'm gonna live to be 83 http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Gene C.]

I know what you mean. I don't drink and I ride a bicycle everyday at least 7/10 miles and I work out in a home jym twice a week and study martial arts for 15/20 minutes every morning. I smoke a carton of cigaretts a week and three cigars a day. I drink 3/4 pots of coffee. I drink it all day long. I get at least 5/6 hours sleep a night. I get pi**ed at the drop of a feather. I take Dr. given vitiams. maybe I just need some geritol.lol , makes you wonder who makes these things up. and to top it off. everyone on both sides of my parents live over 80 or even into there late nineties. one of my great aunts just turned 101 last year.

[Susan]

Don't know if I really want to live as long as that states - 91. Someone get me my rocker now. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[jeana]

Results
If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 102 years or more.

Ha! Ha! I win!

Hey, my grandmother just turned 98 http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[socalgal]

LOL Susan, I heard that!! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif And Susan, get this: My "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is 19 lbs heavier than what I am now ... heh, I don't THINK so! =P

86, minus the 2 years Gene took off my life with his Topic Header...

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[richamies]

74? That is bad! I wanted to be around when Microsoft finally got broken up http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[reddog4629]

I took the test and will live to 79.
80 if I smoke pot(which I don't)!!
Burning one every week adds 1 year to your life?

[BBA]

I already told Gene at MrC's that the whole program just happened to be run on a K6...It's just getting back at him!

[welsh wizard]

Thanks I am ghost.
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif
WW

[SysOpt]

Reddog: that must have been Mr. Gates's calculation http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif.

[jad1097]

54! What are they nuts! 12lbs overweight? Do they want you to be a toothpick? Do they know muscle in heavier than fat?
Now that is real early retirement. And I wanted to do early retiment at 55. Guess I will be dead.
How long have you been dead for WW?

[grandslammer]

only 62 years here. That gives me,,uh hum... let's see... add the four, carry the 3 and the 6. drop the 7 and divide by pi......

hmmmmmmmm......

25 more years...

Mike P.

If that web site is still up in 30 years, we allcan e-mail them at the same time of the same day and tell them to shove it!

HA!

[jman01pa]

EEEEEk! I should be dead at 69!! I would probably be dead earlier if the right questions were asked. The sad part about all of this is that i thought that Gene c. was really dying. Glad to know it was just a test!!

J http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[yammahoppy]

that thing said i will live to 82 but that my ideal weight was $187. heck i am 6'03" and weigh 225. i would look like a beanpole at #187 http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[noresull]

Well I guess I'm a little too young to be looking at that, seeing as it says I have 48 more years to live! And I'm dyin' at 72! I think I'll try it in 30 years like grandslammer said! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[Zotzmein]

Results

Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 34 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

I’m amazed this is actually pretty accurate for me. Twenty-eight months to go before I get paroled off this prison planet. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

Regards to All,

Zotz Mein

[Gene C.]

I might not make it that long. as stated by
""alpha"" in this post http://www.sysopt.com/forum/Forum1/HTML/003316.html
if I harm another system. he's going to shoot me. I'm sorry if I seem sick or crazy tonight. I'm on a roll. I got my new system up and running. I finely got my laptop apart and am getting new parts for it. we had a birthday party at our house "22 nd" for my girlfriends daughter. I did all the cooking and even baked the cake and decreated it. and it has been a good day for me. so there's no telling what might happen. hope he dosen't find out I use system case covers for trash cans. towers for the kitchen and the mid and mini's work great for the bath and bedrooms. lol, he he haha. God I need help. I'm going have a heart attack from all this laughting.

[Romulus2]

79 here. Well, I blame it all on my parents and grandparents. Dying young(ish) was a really thoughtless thing to do!

I did all the cooking and even baked the cake and decreated it.

Gosh, Gene! What's the point of baking a cake and then totally smashing it to bits? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[Susan]

LOL, Gene http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[RONALDvd#22]

Sorry to hear.Start smoking less.As pointy ear says:To the rest:Live long and prosper.

[narayan]

67, I guess I'll start smoking pot! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[daveleau]

Well, I got 62 years! Does that mean I am middle aged at considering I am 25? I guess I'd better stop all the bad stuff and eat veggies. I really don't want to though...as I take another sip from my Killians. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif
Dave

[narayan]

mmmmmmmmmmm....killians.....mmmmmmmmmm

[montanafan]

92 or more here.

daveleau, I hope you brought enough of the Killian's Red for all your friends. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

[bdog]

I entered everything bad I could think of (making things up). I told it I am 23 and it said I could expect to live until 25. Thats crazy.

[chipbgt]

86........not as long as some of ya....but im only 20 ;-) so I have 66 years to go.

[Nathan]

87 years for me. Gosh, I wonder if it's worth it or not? Think the boxes will change any in that amount of time?

[jad1097]

My wife just took this test and it said she needs to gain 25 pounds. Who the heck are these poople. I am overweight and she in underweight? Hell she did not even weigh 140 pounds with either of the kids! She said she "would look like a beached whale"!

[daveleau]

KEEP YOUR WIVES/ SIGNIFICANT FEMALE OTHERS AWAY FROM THIS! Just kidding. It is right in my case...I do need to..ugh... lose a little weight. Just a little though. I do exercize a god bit though. I ride my bike to work everyday. And take rides through downtown alot. Gotta love that 70 degree Dac and Jan weather! (Am I making you snow-bunnies jealous?) http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif
Dave

[kongkong]

I got 73, not too shabby, but...

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender

What am I supposed to do with it?

[welsh wizard]

I told them I was 5 years younger than I am, they told me I would be dead in 2 years, so I guess I been a ghost for three years now, strange thing is I did it at right age a the system crashed, first crash I have had since getting rid of that darn virus, maybe its trying to tell me some thing, All I do know is I intend to be a ghost for a long time yet, you all know when I progress to another level, cause you won't see me posting any more. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif
WW

[Steve R Jones]

"The other day my doctor told me I only have six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay his bill. He gave me another six months."

[Romulus2]

WW, we won't see you posting but we'll feel a strange chill as mysterious letters appear on our screens. You know you won't be able to stop posting (it's an addiction) even when you're a ghost. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

SRJ, LOL! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

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[Prospero]

78 here. I guess I can find something to do for the next 51 years.

[KillerBug]

****! I am gona be 80! They forgot one question: when you stop driving within 5mph of the speed limit and you are an old ****, will you kill yourself? Based on that, I would say my life expectancy is about 60, 65...

[RONALDvd#22]

Well,if you look at it that way...

[ck42866]

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Gender
3. Weight

Uh, I choose not to change my gender no matter what people say!

[KillerBug]

Me either, perhapse if I adopt a kid froma healthy family, I would live longer! Of course, if I had a kid I would go psyco, kill a hundred people in a park and get gunned down by the FBI.

[jeana]

Good Lord, KillerBug!

You put your finger right on the problem with these life expectancy programs. They don't have a box to check:

I [intend/do not intend] to go berserk and get gunned down by the FBI.

LOL! I bet a lot of people's results would change if they included that question!

Anyway, I can't wait for my birthday card and phone call from the President. I think the reason I got such a good result is that I have this mutant form of cholesterol that somehow can't be measured or detected with regular tests. So: Cholesterol=0.

[U-96]

Haha jeana, from I what I remember you actually need cholesterol for something, can't remember what it was exactly... maybe I'll work it out by the time I die at 81.

Like so many others, I'm underweight and handicapped by my gender. Although 53 years to find the secret of immortality isn't bad. Better break out that chemistry kit I got for my 14th birthday...

Oh yeah for the paranoid, you just told Bill Gates your family medical history and you addictions. And about your dope habit. And you wondered what that P!!! ID was for... http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif
Guess no-one ticked the "I would not like to receive visits from the DEA/ATF/NSA" box

U-96

[Axel]

I see two MAJOR flaws in the list of questions - 1) - they don't ask about pets - pets are known to, in most cases, improve health and reduce blood pressure - I've got 3 little dogs myself.

2) - they don't ask about dental care - regular dental visits add about 2 years of life and regular flossing adds 6 years to your life.

so I'd say they are missing several key points.

It says I'll live to 79. I expected to die before then of either cancer or a traffic accident.

[orkboss]

What are you supposed to do with the pets and floss to gain longevity? Urr, I don't think I want to know.

Please send full report with photos to orkboss@jahoopa.com

Quint