just for fun.....

[BEOR999]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a **** cake you can't eat?

3. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

4. While watching a movie, when people say "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

6. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know ******* you pulled me over!

[LED]

Or howabout when someone wakes you and asks if you are awake.

then when you are on the phone and someone picks up the other line and asks if you are using the phone...hehehe

[U-96]

...and people that talk about PIN numbers...

...and people on public transport that ask if the empty seat next to you is vacant - I enjoy saying no just to watch the mental anguish...

...and those people that will remind us for the rest of the year that the year 2000 is the beginning of the 21st century and the third millennium...

...are just as tedious as those who remind us that it's the end of the 20th and the last of the second millennium (even if it is correct)...

...not forgetting those (especially in the media) who seem obsessed to find either our best memory of the last millennium or our aims for the next one - a) I don't remember that far back and b) I don't intend to live that long...

Happy New Year?! Looks pretty much like the last ******* one.

Looks like I lost the Christmas spirit already :-)

U-96

[yammahoppy]

when some one asks "can i ask you a question" my reply is " you just did" and i walk away

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[BBA]

...when I used to smoke...in response to the familiar phrase: "hey, you got a extra cigarette?" The answer is: "no, this pack came with exactly 20"

[Axel]

George Carlin and Steven Wright are great philosophers in my book. Can't say I always agree with them, but their presentation is the best.....

I'm especially fond of George's skit called "stuff".