commodsquad
12-28-1999, 03:14 PM
LOL this was an excerpt from a tips oriented e-newsletter called netdummy...
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If Microsoft Built Cars...
1. A model year wouldn't be available until AFTER that calendar
year.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept
this.
4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless
you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT, but then you'd have to buy
more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice
as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be
replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in
other brands for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
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If Microsoft Built Cars...
1. A model year wouldn't be available until AFTER that calendar
year.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept
this.
4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless
you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT, but then you'd have to buy
more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice
as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be
replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in
other brands for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
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