Worried Socalgal? You should be...

[U-96]

Haha I was watching a programme on Discovery about F-16 night vision systems, and apparently the pilots test them out by missile locking on cars on SoCal freeways.
Pray that the software has been debugged and the AGM-65s are duds!

U-96

[dawgtuff]

U-96....SoCalGal's "Pocket Rocket" car will outrun any missile you through at it!

[pickel]

Socalgal's car has Bionic countermeasures that alter the course of the missle to the nearest computer that has Windows 98 second edition. Hope she doesn't drive by your house
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the pickel

[Nathan G]

No she has Overclocker her car soo much that the radiated noise will scramble the guidance system. Its fast and has ECM buit in hehe..dont drive next to her though. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[welsh wizard]

If MS had any thing to do with Missile system the F16 would prob shoot itself down http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif
WW

[socalgal]

ROFL!! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif This is hilarious!

I thank you for your concern U-96. Everyone here is actually pretty close, but allow me to clarify.

The machine-night vision of the F-16's of which you speak know my pocket-rocket as a friendly.

My PR's specially designed, built-in chip is built just for such situations (we plan well in the aerospace industry) and will communicate my local (and even global) vehicle position with a stealth & reflect Binary Hex Dec Conversion Code which corresponds to the input data on the F-16. In other words, when an extended linear address record defines the value of my chip, they read me, will switch their AGM (also wired for GMLS and AGS, if needed) signals, and move on to the next target.

Vehicle control and stability, surface properties and terrain are all automatically calculated. Isn't this a wonderful system? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

Now, if they could only design something to pop the slow drivers out of the fast lane!!

LOL WW, you got that right! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by socalgal (edited 12-05-1999).]

[commodsquad]

How about someone designing, for popping the slow drivers out of the fastlane, a new and improved "RoadRage" chip built into a virtually indestructable front casing and upgradable "Ram" ? LOL http://www.sysopt.com/forum/biggrin.gif
(wonder if I can get some royalties for the idea....) :P

[Dave_H]

I think what she's saying is that she
opens her port 139 so that her PR's
IFF can squawk friendly.

Did you know that during the summer time
what they do is cruise the beach area
to "capture" sun-bathers on their gun cameras?

NavyDood... where are you?

Dave

[Toadman]

Actually, her best defense when her TWI lights up is to toss a road flare or two and a couple sheets of aluminum foil(gum wrappers will do in a pinch)out the window while executing a break turn off the next off-ramp.
"Jinking" from lane to lane would prove ineffective at slow LA freeway speeds.