3 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks.

[ck42866]

got a chuckle from my son today. Hope ya get it. It's kiddy humor.

[This message has been edited by ck42866 (edited 11-21-1999).]

[lost1]

That's pretty good...
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[adam-sith]

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[seti]

the way I heard that one was:

A guy walked into a bar......he said "ouch".

[welsh wizard]

/forum/biggrin.gif enough sead
WW

[KillerBug]

you ever see that movie where the conducter said, 'Board, Board!', then some guy gets smaked in the head with a 2x4 and the conducter says, 'Told ya!'

[KillerBug]

By thw way, it is 2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducks.

[ck42866]

thanks for the correction KB, I'll be sure to beat my kid later for giving me inacurate information. I tell ya, they just don't make em like they used to. (Kidding about the beating by the way)

[mcalmon]

I don't undestand your jokes???
Please help me to understood. I write from Venezuela
Thanks,
TonyC

[KillerBug]

3 men are walking in a row.
There is a bar in their path.
The first 2 smash their heads on this bar, they walk into it.
The third ducks and does not.

[BC]

KB-
The third ducks? Went did ducks get into the conversation?
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[Ygor]

Why a duck?

[Chainsaw]

You all must really be Board.
........CHNsaw

[ck42866]

Do you mean bored or board because that would hurt!

[Chainsaw]

Actually I was just associating "board"
(v.) To go aboard (a means of transport)
as refered to above
with "bored"
(v.) To fatigue with dullness or tedium
not "board"
(n.) A large piece of wood used for construction ie. 2x4

By the way, I like your son's sense of humor.
........CHNsaw


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[quietinthecorner]

In twenty nine states it is illeagal to take Ducks or any poultry into places that serve alcholic beverages.....