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Underclocked
10-27-1999, 09:41 PM
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not
determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.

Andre
10-28-1999, 03:29 PM
He he he... /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif /forum/smile.gif

bigslammer
10-28-1999, 04:17 PM
I never even heard of anybody getting through to microsoft helpline, I always figured that the microsoft helpline was a myth. anyways the words "microsoft helpline" is an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.

U-96
10-28-1999, 04:22 PM
Hehe yeah, like "Military Intelligence" /forum/biggrin.gif

grandslammer
10-28-1999, 11:40 PM
That was excellent. Anyone who's used this indespencible utility can swear to tat.

C 'ya

Mike P.

lance201
10-29-1999, 03:22 AM
Hey, the helpline really exits (In Bavaria for example) but the only answer I got (For about 200 Dm a call!!) is: "Yes we know about that problem but there is no solution for that, may be we can find a workaround for that.." And after several days you will get a call and they will give you a ****y workaround wich will kill your produktivity with the program!

LCPL Twenty