It rained like a Acre today

[j.m@talk]

For most of tha day too ....... I fink we might of had our summer :(

[mireland]

yea, it rained here once as well...:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

twas goin sideways at one point :t

[mireland]

twas goin sideways at one point :t

I heard the wind blows a lot over there...............heard that holds troo about yer women too. :D

[j.m@talk]

Our womens is nasty maaaan :t

[Cohort]

Where are the days of yore

JM I want you to go back to that crapper until you have an
epiphany - a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.

[leprechaun_40]

We had weather today

[j.m@talk]

JM I want you to go back to that crapper until you have an epiphany - a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.

I could be in there years :eek:

[mireland]

We had weather today

we are having climate right now as we speak....:rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

We're having more weather today, in fact, we have lots of it lying in puddles upon the mud

[j.m@talk]

Hey we gots wind! ............... & I ain't :t

[werz]

Hey we gots wind! ............... & I ain't :t
Makes a change.

[leprechaun_40]

Hey we gots wind! ............... & I ain't :t

Thank FSM for small favors

[Cohort]

Hippy Dippy weatherman...Tonights forcast dark with widely scattered light in the morning

otherwise know as George Carlin

[leprechaun_40]

Still raining. Considering changing my name to Noah, and going into the boat building business.

[loAol]

we are having climate right now as we speak....:rolleyes:

i'm climaxing too :t

[Shoreguy]

This ain't myspace....YC :mad:

[mireland]

i'm climaxing too :t

I didn't need to hear that...:mad:

[leprechaun_40]

i'm climaxing too :t

Hands you a towel

[BadDriver]

I didn't need to hear that...:mad:

Hands Lando some Q-tips.

[j.m@talk]

So here @ JM Twrs we had bout 27/28˚C (80.6/82.4˚F) Then we went out to the Zoo, bout 130 Miles Sth & the weather was kinda the same ....... Then we got home to find Rain bucketing down & 16 ˚C (60 ˚F) & I thought ...... WTF been going on here ? Its a Freezin' Got me shortz on too ....... (Spooky knees) ;)

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[BadDriver]

Why didn't ya get out of the car and play with the mogs or ride that stripey horse?

[j.m@talk]

Hands Lando some Q-tips.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :t

[leprechaun_40]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5149/dscf0002l.jpg


Mog relaxing on her chair

[BadDriver]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :t

:D :eek:

[mireland]

Hands Lando some Q-tips.

hands BD a live hand grenade...:mad:

[leprechaun_40]

Shoulda made that piccy smaller before uploading, oppsy

[BadDriver]

hands BD a live hand grenade...:mad:


ROTFLMAO! :r

[j.m@talk]

Why didn't ya get out of the car and play with the mogs or ride that stripey horse?

Was tempted ...... Went past a Rhino taking a dump ......... I was drivin or I wouldda done video ....... I mean that thing was passin a 8" @ least diameter dumpidge ......... There musta been a yard of it minimum ....... I wouldda been so proud :rolleyes:

[BadDriver]

Shoulda made that piccy smaller before uploading, oppsy

It resizes here anyway.

[BadDriver]

Was tempted ...... Went past a Rhino taking a dump ......... I was drivin or I wouldda done video ....... I mean that thing was passin 8" @ least dia dumpidge ......... There musta been a yard of it @ least ....... I wouldda been so proud :rolleyes:

I betcha rhino shizz stinks purty bad too. :eek:

[leprechaun_40]

Was tempted ...... Went past a Rhino taking a dump ......... I was drivin or I wouldda done video ....... I mean that thing was passin 8" @ least dia dumpidge ......... There musta been a yard of it @ least ....... I wouldda been so proud :rolleyes:

Yer acre would be exploded and you'd need a new one:eek:

[j.m@talk]

I betcha rhino shizz stinks purty bad too. :eek:

Recerc Button ;)

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/biggus-dikkus/image001.jpg

[j.m@talk]

I say, I say, I say ...... I went to the zoo today but it wasn't very good, they only had one dog ..... That was a schitzu ;)

[loAol]

Was tempted ...... Went past a Rhino taking a dump ......... I was drivin or I wouldda done video ....... I mean that thing was passin a 8" @ least diameter dumpidge ......... There musta been a yard of it minimum ....... I wouldda been so proud :rolleyes:

youda been so sore the morning after.. mighta ripped your a-hole :(

nice toyota.. ive gotta corolla :t

[Shoreguy]

youda been so sore the morning after.. mighta ripped your a-hole :(
Experience via moose?
How bout some piccies of Sarah...you're neighbors

[j.m@talk]

nice toyota.. ive gotta corolla :t

Not got Toyota :p

Wait no .... Corolla ...... Cool, which part of India you from ?

[mireland]

youda been so sore the morning after.. mighta ripped your a-hole :(

nice toyota.. ive gotta corolla :t

go play with your dingy.

[leprechaun_40]

There's something bright and shiny in the sky, WTF is it?

[j.m@talk]

go play with your dingy.

In tha main sewer :t

[mireland]

There's something bright and shiny in the sky, WTF is it?


your wife? :D

[j.m@talk]

The Stove ? ......... Its still leaking I see :D

[leprechaun_40]

your wife? :D

She ain't bright or shiny

[leprechaun_40]

The Stove ? ......... Its still leaking I see :D

It's electric, not much to leak there.

[j.m@talk]

Ahhhh :rolleyes:

[loAol]

go play with your dingy.

which one?

[mireland]

which one?

the tiny one:t

[loAol]

the tiny one:t

f'koff:t

[Shoreguy]

http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/3d-tennis-serving-smiley.gif

[loAol]

be tee dubbs.. shouldnt it be "It rained like an Acre today"? which actualy aint correct anyhow because an acre is an area and not a volume.. or what am i misunderstanding here? :rolleyes::t

[Shoreguy]

be tee dubbs.. shouldnt it be "It rained like an Acre today"? which actualy aint correct anyhow because an acre is an area and not a volume.. or what am i misunderstanding here? :rolleyes::t

You're completely missing the point that your posts aren't relavent, funny, amusing, welcomed, desired, witty or tasteless. Your absolute best bet is to toss your keyboard. Seriously.

[j.m@talk]

or what am i misunderstanding here? :rolleyes::t

Cannit Sill Acre :t

[loAol]

You're completely missing the point that your posts aren't relavent, funny, amusing, welcomed, desired, witty or tasteless. Your absolute best bet is to toss your keyboard. Seriously.

..well atleast they're not tasteless :t

[j.m@talk]

YEAH !

[mireland]

..well atleast they're not tasteless :t

we leave that to JM...:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

I'm big on flavouring ........ Aparently :r

[leprechaun_40]

Well, we gots severe weather alerts out, so much for the sunshine :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Yeah ? ....... I was out that front of JMT all afternoon a gettin' some sun :D

[leprechaun_40]

Yep, it's here now, drops the size of quarters, thunder, lightning and wind, yeehaa

[j.m@talk]

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/biggus-dikkus/Image000.jpg

Phone pick ....... Thus a bit carp

But yas gets the general idea :t

[leprechaun_40]

It's not that way here right now,, LOL, sky is black and pizzing down rain.

[j.m@talk]

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/biggus-dikkus/outthebackjmt.jpg

Just took that ....... Nice summers night really (22:36 here)

Fantastic view of the fone pole :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

Looks nice anyhow. Storms letting up some, just raining now.

[BadDriver]

It's not that way here right now,, LOL, sky is black and pizzing down rain.

We ain't gettin our fix of afternoon thunderbumper today. It stormed like hell here last evening. It is all in a summer day here this time of year. We ain't had no tornados yet this year either. I hope it stays that way. Ferk man, last year we had a hurricane here. :eek: Ya never get hurricanes here, the last one we had get this far was agnes and she is an old hag.

That is the thing about the weather, the more it stays the same the more it changes I figure.

[j.m@talk]

25.1 Degs C in here....... (77.18F) ........ Comp's been on all day & heat saturated tha room me finks ....... Need a desk fan I recon'

Its warm enough to go out in shortz here right now ........ Which is usually the case about 5 days of tha year :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

Yeah, we got some of that hurricane last year too, was a dud though.

My only complaint about the rain this spring is that we've had 4.5 inches in June and the ground is saturated. It's so humid it can't dry out and it keeps raining. The guys mowed the lawns here today and the mower tires left huge marks where they slid on a slope and literally scraped the grass right off. You can't hardly walk the dog because it's so muddy the ground squishes when you step down.

[j.m@talk]

Send "She who should be ignored" out wiv tha pooch then ;)

:t (http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/9)

[leprechaun_40]

25.1 Degs C in here....... (77.18F) ........ Comp's been on all day & heat saturated tha room me finks ....... Need a desk fan I recon'

Its warm enough to go out in shortz here right now ........ Which is usually the case about 5 days of tha year :rolleyes:

We had the windows open until around 2pm, then it got so humid you couldn't breath without gills. A/C is on now, rooms comfy. I never wear shorts outside, the blinding light from my skin would blind people

[leprechaun_40]

Send "She who should be ignored" out wiv tha pooch then ;)

:t

I took him out before it rained. He's gettin old though. Used to be thunder scared him. I don't think he even noticed tonight.

[j.m@talk]

North Atlantic tropical storms forecast

Background

‘Tropical cyclone’ is the generic term for a low-pressure system over tropical or subtropical waters, with intense convective activity (e.g. thunderstorms) and winds circulating in an anticlockwise direction in the northern hemisphere (clockwise in the southern hemisphere). A tropical storm is a tropical cyclone with mean wind speeds of at least 39 m.p.h. The terms hurricane and typhoon are region-specific names for strong tropical cyclones with wind speeds of more than 73 m.p.h.
The North Atlantic tropical storm season usually runs from June to November. The degree of activity over the whole season varies from year to year and is measured in several ways. The total number of tropical storms observed over the season is the best known measure of the level of storm activity. However, the total number of storms tells us little about variations in the intensity and lifetime of storms from one season to the next. The Accumulated Cyclone Energy (ACE) index is often used as an index of activity that includes storm lifetimes and intensities as well as total numbers over the season; it is a measure of the collective intensity and duration of all tropical storms over the season.
The year-to-year variability in the number of tropical storms forming over the North Atlantic is mainly influenced by variability in sea-surface temperatures (SST), over both the tropical North Atlantic, and the tropical Pacific. The table below shows numbers of storms and ACE index observed in recent years.

At the start of each North Atlantic season the Met Office forecasts the number of tropical storms expected throughout the period. This year, for the first time, we also include a forecast of ACE index. The forecast is made using a dynamical global seasonal prediction model (called GloSea (http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/science/creating/monthsahead/seasonal/)) which simulates the ocean-atmosphere processes and interactions that determine tropical storm development. Multiple GloSea forecasts are made (using ensemble forecasting methods) to allow estimation of the range of likely outcomes. In contrast to the dynamical methods used in this forecast, statistical prediction methods, which have traditionally formed the basis of most published predictions, do not model atmospheric processes. They rely on past relationships between storm numbers and preceding observed conditions (e.g. preseason SST patterns).
Because the dynamical-model grid does not fully resolve relatively small features such as tropical storms, the model output is adjusted using storm counts from past forecasts and observations. A similar adjustment is made for the forecasts of ACE index. The GloSea forecast implicitly includes predictions of the sea-surface temperature (SST) anomalies. This season the GloSea SST predictions for the two influential regions, the tropical North Atlantic and the tropical east and central Pacific, both favour below-average North Atlantic tropical storm activity. Cooler-than-average SSTs are predicted for the tropical North Atlantic, while for the tropical east and central Pacific GloSea predicts that SSTs will continue to warm, and will remain substantially warmer than average through to November. The best estimate of six storms (range three to nine) predicted to occur this season represents well-below average activity and is below numbers observed in recent years; the last time a total of only six storms was observed was in 1992. The ACE index is also predicted to be below average.
Recent studies have shown that GloSea and other European dynamical models have considerable skill predicting the number of tropical storms - for example successfully predicting the change from the exceptionally active season of 2005 to the below-normal activity of the 2006 season. Last year the Met Office forecast (http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/tropicalcyclone/northatlantic2008.html) was for 15 storms with a 70% probability range of 10–20; in the event, 15 storms were observed to occur.
The forecast has been produced following research collaborations with the European Centre for Medium-Range Weather Forecasts (ECMWF).

Linkage (http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/tropicalcyclone/northatlantic.html)

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[leprechaun_40]

:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

Thats a loda Caulk really innit :t

[leprechaun_40]

loada summit

[j.m@talk]

How bout this then

Britain Set For Blistering 32C Heatwave

Britain is set for a heatwave next week with temperatures expected to rise to 32C.
It is gearing up to be a joyful start to July with temperatures soaring to 32C in London on Monday and Tuesday.
In other regions, the heat could hit 29C to 30C during the day with the East of England, South West, South East and the Midlands seeing the highest temperatures outside London.
Even at night temperatures will be between 15C and 18C except in London where they will stick at an incredible 19C or 20C.
In preparation the Met Office is triggering alert level 2 of its Heatwave Plan.
This means the chances are more than 60% that one or more regions will have consecutive heat over two days and during the night.
People should take care as temperatures rise over the weekend and into Monday, the Department of Health said.
A spokeswoman warned: "The heat is especially dangerous for the very young, older people or those with serious illnesses.
"Keeping the home as cool as possible during hot weather and remembering the needs of friends, relatives and neighbours who could be at risk is essential.
The Department advises closing windows and using blinds or curtains when the temperature is hotter outside than inside.

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[leprechaun_40]

ohhhh, all the way up that hot huh? LOL,, try looking at our midwest section, they've been 104, 105, etc. now for a week.

[j.m@talk]

I'm looking to find the transmission frequency for Classic FM in my area ........ Ya see I gots this traffic update receiver device thingi fer me tomtom ..... & they use classic FM as the carrier fer it (It checks for traffic queue bulletins & directs ya round that issues) but in my case it doesn't ...... As I can't seem to get classic FM round these parts..... So it looks like I've pooped out badly

Here (http://www.amazon.co.uk/TomTom-RDS-TMC-Traffic-Receiver/dp/B0015PT0RS)

&

Here (http://www.tomtom.com/products/product.php?ID=210)

No I didn't pay for it ...... I kinda perloined it ;) .......... Anyways I tried it on its own & it did-ne work...... & Now I've adapated it to work wiv a external Auto antenna ...... Nil Poi ......... Wodda loda carp :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

Did you find the station first?

[j.m@talk]

Well It kinda worked the other day while I was in a neighbouring city...... But I can't even seem to get the radio station here, so I'm kinda outta luck I think ....... Sposed to be a national station too ...... You wouldn't think this would be that hard would yas ? Not exactly BIG this island ......... :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

Just carp, that's all,

[j.m@talk]

Just carp, that's all,

I tried rigging it up so that tomtom could grab traffic data off the net using my moby fone as a modem ........ Cost me like £9 in data transfer charges in three days ...... ooooer Mrs :eek:

Why does this tech have to be so silly expensive ?

[leprechaun_40]

Because some acre heads will pay it, that's why

[j.m@talk]

Umm yas gotta point there ........ Gonna have to review all this ......... I think having two satelitte antennas two gsm antennas & one regular radio twig is a tad excessive. All I want to do is nip to the shops without getting bogged down in Traff :(

[leprechaun_40]

I can see yer point on missing the traffic bit.

[j.m@talk]

I fell asleep in a traffic jam today :rolleyes: