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Steve R Jones
03-24-2009, 01:54 PM
Due to recent budget cuts, high unemployment and the rising costs of
food, electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,
and the overall state of the union, The Light at the End of the Tunnel
has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 01:55 PM
Is the oncoming train to be cancelled too ? :eek:

mireland
03-24-2009, 02:14 PM
I'm so poor I can't afford the bullet to load my gun to shoot myself..:rolleyes:

werz
03-24-2009, 03:07 PM
I'm so poor I can't afford the bullet to load my gun to shoot myself..:rolleyes:
What caliber is it, I may have one lying around somewhere, and if I don't some other sysopter will probably be able to help you out. Don't give up hope yet. We're here to help.:t

herosrest
03-24-2009, 04:15 PM
Due to recent budget cuts, high unemployment and the rising costs of
food, electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions,
and the overall state of the union, The Light at the End of the Tunnel
has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.A number of forward looking, productive and potentially lucrative opportunities are available to you... do not despair.

Call on your local Hi-tec energy rep for some serious solar 'sell', the sun always shines. Methane offers viable risk diversification, pork bellies remain a viable productive staple and your tunnel may offer the perfect habitat for rearing and breeding. It will certainly be possible to leverage future revenue from tunnel fees to finance energy generation. Bond yields could be invested in nuclear power, coal and oil discovery, enhancing income from the tunnel. There may be revenue alternatives you have not considered, tunnels, part of a niche and extremely focused market remain static. An effective marketing concept can change all this, broadening your tunnels appeal to wider appreciation. As with all prospective endevour, your investments value may depreciate as well as fulfill your dreams of wealth. Be assured though, that fees will remain a constant unwavering 30% subject only to bonus related in minute small print found on the envelope within which your prospectus was delivered (beneath the franking marks). Insurance is recommended and though optional, we highly recommend take up of our recommended high value policies. We look forward to robbing you.. woops, working productively in your best interest..... regards, a large mean shark.

leprechaun_40
03-24-2009, 05:24 PM
I can't even pay attention anymore :eek:

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 05:32 PM
I was skint before ..... I'm skint now ........ Umm...... Acre to it

leprechaun_40
03-24-2009, 05:33 PM
I was skint before ..... I'm skint now ........ Umm...... Acre to it

Care to translate that to english?

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 05:43 PM
didn't have any money before ...... Don't have any money now Seat to it ;)

leprechaun_40
03-24-2009, 05:45 PM
Ahhhhhh, gotcha

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 06:29 PM
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/skint

leprechaun_40
03-24-2009, 06:31 PM
Well there's the problem right there, it's a british slang term. Like we's sposed to know yas slang over here.

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 06:40 PM
edgeucashun is a wonderful fing :t

mireland
03-24-2009, 06:40 PM
I am so poor I have no right to be as fat as I am...:rolleyes:

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 06:41 PM
Oof Lardy :t

leprechaun_40
03-24-2009, 06:45 PM
bio diesel

mireland
03-24-2009, 07:05 PM
What caliber is it, I may have one lying around somewhere, and if I don't some other sysopter will probably be able to help you out. Don't give up hope yet. We're here to help.:t

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fail_owned_baby_name_fail.jpg

j.m@talk
03-24-2009, 07:30 PM
Oh Dear :(

Lgbpop
03-25-2009, 01:12 PM
Skint over there, skinned over here. Heard that term used a lot in Kentucky years ago.

Oughta be a law against referring to Britspeak as English. Even ER garbles the marbles.:rolleyes:

j.m@talk
03-25-2009, 01:49 PM
Rocks

mireland
03-25-2009, 02:10 PM
Rocks

boulders

herosrest
03-25-2009, 02:41 PM
Bam bam

mireland
03-25-2009, 02:42 PM
Bam bam

pebbles?

j.m@talk
03-25-2009, 05:03 PM
Dino ?

mireland
03-25-2009, 07:30 PM
Dino ?

sore?

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 07:36 PM
sore?

foot?

leprechaun_40
03-25-2009, 07:42 PM
foot?

ball?

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 07:51 PM
bat?

mireland
03-25-2009, 07:52 PM
bat?

man?

leprechaun_40
03-25-2009, 07:52 PM
bat?

man?

leprechaun_40
03-25-2009, 07:52 PM
copycat

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 07:55 PM
man?

dingo?

leprechaun_40
03-25-2009, 07:56 PM
dingo?

ate my baby?

herosrest
03-25-2009, 08:27 PM
Bush?

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 09:09 PM
Bush?

Whack?

mireland
03-25-2009, 09:10 PM
Whack?

off?

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 09:15 PM
off?

set?

mireland
03-25-2009, 09:16 PM
set?

game?

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 09:21 PM
game?

warden?

Lgbpop
03-25-2009, 09:26 PM
Peace?

mireland
03-25-2009, 09:26 PM
Peace?

ofarse?

herosrest
03-25-2009, 09:32 PM
wipe

Lgbpop
03-25-2009, 09:49 PM
wet and wiwwing...:eek::eek:

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 10:00 PM
I'm going swimming

BadDriver
03-25-2009, 10:03 PM
wipe

Acre?

j.m@talk
03-26-2009, 07:43 AM
's & acres of ......

mireland
03-26-2009, 07:53 AM
's & acres of ......

...heros BS...

j.m@talk
03-26-2009, 08:49 AM
Oath of a Oaf .......

herosrest
03-26-2009, 01:00 PM
Go and pick yer marbles up before someone treads on 'em!

I been snorting Pepto Bismol & I can't see it ;)So it's coming out both ends now? :p :t

Me thane?. covered that issue before.

http://www.albion-swords.com/images/swords/albion/nextGen/thegn/thegn-1.jpg Quote albion-swords.com/swords/albion/nextgen/sword-anglo-saxon-thegn.htm

"Thegn or Thane, is an Anglo-Saxon title (Anglo-Saxon: þeg(e)n, Danish: degn, Old High German: degan, Old Norse: thegn or "king's follower") meaning an attendant, servant, retainer or official, usually in a military sense similar to the later "knight."."

Me thane - U vassel. ;)