Nursery Rhyme...... Add to

[j.m@talk]

Sing a schlong of sixpence

[mireland]

mary banged a little lamb

[Shoreguy]

Thar once wuz a mahn from Nantucket

[j.m@talk]

Hickory Dickory Dock http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/rascal.gif

[mireland]

Hickory Dickory Dock http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/rascal.gif

the mouse ran up the.........oh never mind...:t

[leprechaun_40]

That didn't last long did it? :(

[Lgbpop]

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered....

[leprechaun_40]

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised, but when Old McDonald had a farm you should have seen his eyes.

[Lgbpop]

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised, but when Old McDonald had a farm you should have seen his eyes.Not to mention Lando's...:x

[j.m@talk]

That didn't last long did it? :(

The wheels came off, almost immediately :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

The wheels came off, almost immediately :rolleyes:

Did you touch it? :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Nahh I was downstairs in Joseph's technicoloured dream room...... (Don't ask its a loooooong story)

[leprechaun_40]

Nahh I was downstairs in Joseph's technicoloured dream room...... (Don't ask its a loooooong story)

Not sure I want to know either

[j.m@talk]

The abridged version of events are ........ I decorated....... Things happened........ I re-decorated ......... Its all just very silly :t

[leprechaun_40]

Got pics? ;)

[j.m@talk]

Somewhere yeah ........... Enough allready
Right time for a new Rhyme:

The cat shat on the mat

[j.m@talk]

Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
& kickked its ......... Hey diddle diddle ;)

[BadDriver]

Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
..But she didn't wear that one often.

[j.m@talk]

I recognise that perversion :t

[leprechaun_40]

:t:t:t

[Lgbpop]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To paint their wooden bucket...

[mireland]

mary mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? with wacky weed!:t

[leprechaun_40]

There was a man from Nantucket

[mireland]

There was a man from Nantucket

with a thumb so big he could suck it...:D

[j.m@talk]

I used to be able to get me leg round that back of me neck ...... Which meant that I could ....... Nahh maybe not :(

[leprechaun_40]

I used to be able to get me leg round that back of me neck ...... Which meant that I could ....... Nahh maybe not :(

TMFISH

[j.m@talk]

TMFISH

OH YA RECON' ?

[leprechaun_40]

OH YA RECON' ?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do ;)

[j.m@talk]

Fair doos :t

[werz]

there was a young woman from gorton
wiv one long tip and a shorten
to make up for that
she had a bloody great tweet
and a frat like a 500 norton.

That was a terrible rhyme
give us anuvver one just like the uvver one

[j.m@talk]

Antipodean Uncoothness ........ Whatever next :eek:

[Lgbpop]

Antipodean Uncoothness ........ Whatever next :eek:Antipodes are relative.:t

[j.m@talk]

Antipodes are relative.:t

Hush J00's in the cheap seats :rolleyes: