Oz man collared with pigeons down trousers, Wings fall off cunning smuggling plan

[j.m@talk]

An Australian man faces up to ten years' jail and "substantial fines" after Melbourne customs operatives discovered he'd flown in from Dubai with two live pigeons down his trousers.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/F_175951_underwear-pigeon-smuggler_.jpg

According to AAP, the unnamed 23-year-old was rumbled on Sunday when officers found two bird's eggs in his pocket, and a search quickly revealed "he was wearing tights with one bird stuffed down each leg". To add to his woes, customs also confiscated a money belt "containing plant seeds and other undeclared matter".

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[mireland]

if they were chickens, people could comment on his cock...:rolleyes:

[werz]

That's not a man it's a monkey.
Maybe it was coming here to write a stimulus package.:eek:
I'm not sure about the pigeons, maybe if you're a monkey, you never leave home without them.

[leprechaun_40]

Socks full of pigeon pooh

[herosrest]

Yup, someone will have to cook his socks. Sad world.

[BadDriver]

Limey busted smuggling gerbils in his acre. :D

[mireland]

Limey busted smuggling gerbils in his acre. :D

poor JM...:D

[BadDriver]

poor JM...:D

Ferk that Englishter. I is an Irishter and therefore I hate him. :mad:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/superyob/ernestT.jpg

[leprechaun_40]

poor JM...:D

I feel sorry for the gerbils

[BadDriver]

I feel sorry for the gerbils

Fer sure.

[j.m@talk]

I do like a bitta Gerbil :t

[BadDriver]

I do like a bitta Gerbil :t


:eek: :eek: :x

[herosrest]

Yey.......... 'dren.......... l hit up a trance blitz vid....... Ultraviolet fight-mix. oh mi o mi o mi o my............. hohum. Wot a buw. Updize, downsize, reside Whats up now - No control - Sweet Cherry Pie................ is Noble. M me 400 or b low lo........... it beats it beats

lo noela segy ta syio doli h'navoztra.... yopo yop
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaZbRWkFzlU/RsQ6r6wnukI/AAAAAAAAALg/6xXBv-twF48/s320/Noble%2BM400.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gOopt8gtM)___Yada___yada___http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UMUgTZhJGNLxEM:http://www.cargurus.com/images/2008/05/30/16/11/pic-41583.jpeg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfJvqfXTzNc)
STALL! STall........!-on
http://cars.bayaw.com/pictures/2002NobleM12GTC3.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Ya know, if ya wants a silly car ya really should get away from that all British "Shed Built" mentality ...... & "Do the right thing" ...... Go German!

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/clk-63-amg-black.jpg (http://www.mercedes-amg.com/CLK_Black_Series/)
Introducing the "Merky Benz CLK 63 AMG Black Series" Bit too sillybit too expensive & quite implausible in Sainsburys car park

[werz]

If I can make another 10mil I'll buy ya one jm.

[werz]

I don't believe those legs belong to a human.
At best it's a human hybrid.
Unless they belong to ernie, of the short fat hairy legs fame.

[j.m@talk]

If I can make another 10mil I'll buy ya one jm.

Cheers dude ...... Ya know I'd quite like one O' them ......... :D

[j.m@talk]

I don't believe those legs belong to a human.
At best it's a human hybrid.
Unless they belong to ernie, of the short fat hairy legs fame.

http://www.bigartmob.com/media/post/2007/07/14/Eric.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Morecambe)

Ohh no ........ Twas the other un' wannit.......... "Tea Ern"? ...... Whaaaaa
geddit "Tea Urn" ....... Muhahahahahahaha

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/300000/images/_300444_ernie1300.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Wise)

[Lgbpop]

Sounds like a Byrds song...There is a season tern, tern, tern....:t

[werz]

OK, get outta that, ya can't can ya.