Don'tcha be settin yerself afire.

[BadDriver]

Or we'll shoot yas acre. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7916544.stm) :mad:


:D

:t

[leprechaun_40]

If the fire don't kill ya the gunshot will ;)

[BadDriver]

Hmmmm, this would be a good place for a hot girlie pic. ;)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/superyob/Untitled-1.jpg

[werz]

I dunno, China reckons Tibet is it's ancient territory.
Israel reckons god said Palestine was theirs 3000 years ago.
What is it with these people, you can just invent some nonsense and turn up and take the place if yas got a bigger army.
And as long as yas got a dopey excuse, no one will notice...:confused:

[Lgbpop]

And as long as yas got a dopey excuse, no one will notice...And your dopey excuse is....?:t

[Tuna~fish]

Some folks might feel that a fire extinguisher might have been a bit more apropos


"car 51....we have a jumper"

"this is car 54....we'll pop a cap in this guy for sure! How dare him try to hurt himself!" :D

[herosrest]

I dunno, China reckons Tibet is it's ancient territory.
Israel reckons god said Palestine was theirs 3000 years ago.
What is it with these people, you can just invent some nonsense and turn up and take the place if yas got a bigger army.
And as long as yas got a dopey excuse, no one will notice...:confused:

So.......................

Chinese are actually Tibetan rejects and the jews are Arabs no-one wants next door? :rolleyes::t

[j.m@talk]

The question is: Does anyone know how many years I've been living next door to Alice ?

[werz]

Alice? Who the ferk is Alice?

[j.m@talk]

Ask Chinn & Chapman ...... Me I dunno
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Next_Door_to_Alice)

[werz]

Alice? Who the ferk is Alice?

I wuz givin ya the chorus, sung by the drunken crowd at the pub, when this songs playin on the dukebox.