NOT what Jerry Lee Lewis intended!!

[Shoreguy]

A WOMAN charged with setting fire to her sleeping husband's genitals will apply to be released on bail early in the New Year. (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/264637)
:eek::eek::eek:

[BadDriver]

Send her to werz house for home custody. :D

[Steve R Jones]

Mrs Narayan reportedly told her friends: "I just wanted to burn his "member" so it belongs to me and no one else."

If she burned it off, what good would it be? Not to mention, how could she go to sleep if he lived throught it...Paybacks a hell...

[leprechaun_40]

Wiener Roast! ;)

[Lgbpop]

She should join the witness protection program and change her name. Janet Taylia or something like that.:t

[j.m@talk]

Flaimin' Rocks! :eek:

[mobo57]

Gonna have to be careful answering the wife when she asks me how I want my eggs cooked in the morning....

[leprechaun_40]

Just don't ask for scrambled :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Just don't ask for scrambled :eek:

Oh I dunno ;)

[leprechaun_40]

Well then you ask for them, I won't ;)

[BadDriver]

That is one hot beyatch. :eek:

[leprechaun_40]

That is one hot beyatch. :eek:

Actually, he was hot to trot,

[BadDriver]

Actually, he was hot to trot,

He was what is known as a screaming alpha. :eek: :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

screaming something

[BadDriver]

Screaming Alpha. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=screaming%20alpha) :D :eek:

[j.m@talk]

screaming something

FREAKIN' NUTTER ................. See Leps it ain't JUST you ;)

[leprechaun_40]

Screaming Alpha. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=screaming%20alpha) :D :eek:

OUCH

[BadDriver]

OUCH

Sailors got all kinds of cool slang. :cool:

[leprechaun_40]

I know, so do automechanics ;)

[j.m@talk]

I know, so do automechanics ;)

Like ......... "Its Dickked" :D

[leprechaun_40]

Like ......... "Its Dickked" :D

Hell, that's being polite ;)

[j.m@talk]

Hell, that's being polite ;)

I find replacing the entire "Flux Capacitor" as a unit rather than messing with individual bits usually sorts it ...... What ever it is

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/fc.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flux_capacitor#Flux_capacitor)

You know it makes sense.......... Dear fix tho' :(

[leprechaun_40]

ROTFL

[mireland]

Just don't ask for scrambled :eek:

also be careful when the wife makes you a sundae and asks if you want yer nuts crushed! :eek:

[leprechaun_40]

also be careful when the wife makes you a sundae and asks if you want yer nuts crushed! :eek:

Yeah, true, but the chocolate syrup is fun ;)

[Lgbpop]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/mmmmmjm/fc.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flux_capacitor#Flux_capacitor)
Nice job of labelmaking there, Murph...:t

[j.m@talk]

Just gotta new Dymo Mach as it goes ............ Its not a pressure one tho ....... Ahh well :t

[mireland]

Just gotta new Dymo Mach as it goes ............ Its not a pressure one tho ....... Ahh well :t

I assume you've labeled everything..including your cats and your mom...:t

[j.m@talk]

Nope ....... I bought it to do the spines of my DVD cases ........ Which I have done ..... But thats about it :t

One for Leppy (http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_reviews_info&products_id=5&reviews_id=323)

[leprechaun_40]

ROTLF,, good one JM

[herosrest]

Nope ....... I bought it to do the spines of my DVD cases ........ Which I have done ..... But thats about it :t
http://8.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/d/2/bustedtees.2d95933d91237b0973feb6423617d7a3.jpg (http://7.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/9/4/bustedtees.f17c3f5982b547d81a1fed042492c14a.jpg)

[mireland]

http://8.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/d/2/bustedtees.2d95933d91237b0973feb6423617d7a3.jpg (http://7.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/9/4/bustedtees.f17c3f5982b547d81a1fed042492c14a.jpg)

ok, ok..not bad....

[BadDriver]

She looks cold.

She also has a face that reminds me of the Olsen twins.

[j.m@talk]

She looks cold.

She also has a face that reminds me of the Olsen twins.

Not a face that should be buried in tha pillows ? :D

[herosrest]

Ya didnee click the pic................ tut tut. :t

[Shoreguy]

women wearing tees in the snow shouldn't wear boulderholders.

[Shoreguy]

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080529/freehand-large.jpg ;)
is what I meant...pervo's :rolleyes:

[BadDriver]

Not a face that should be buried in tha pillows ? :D

Nah, I could think of better places to plant that face.

I'll bet she plants tulips really well. :x :x