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j.m@talk
01-03-2009, 01:28 AM
By Ben Hazell
Last Updated: 1:13am GMT 29/03/2008

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An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.

Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.

Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.

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werz
01-03-2009, 02:20 AM
He still subscribes to Garden furniture monthly.
The police will use that fact at his trial. It's the furniture ferkers kiddie porn.

BadDriver
01-03-2009, 03:46 AM
Lando, first it was pumpkins and sheep. Now this. :eek: :D

werz
01-03-2009, 06:18 AM
You must have to be adaptable when you live in the wilds of Idaho.:x

mireland
01-03-2009, 10:04 AM
Lando, first it was pumpkins and sheep. Now this. :eek: :D

STFU. go werz yourself.:mad:

leprechaun_40
01-03-2009, 10:08 AM
That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)

BadDriver
01-03-2009, 12:25 PM
That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)

Freakin sheer table cloth, candles and such. Tramp!!! :mad:

leprechaun_40
01-03-2009, 12:46 PM
Freakin sheer table cloth, candles and such. Tramp!!! :mad:

Yup, cheap hussy

BadDriver
01-03-2009, 01:20 PM
Yup, cheap hussy

Prolly showing a lot of leg too. :mad: Prolly had a leaf in to make the top look bigger. :eek:

j.m@talk
01-03-2009, 01:28 PM
Gonna put a egg cup in the parasol hole in mah table round tha back of JM Twrs........ Not a havin' my table raped :mad:

"GD" Yanks is everywhere :mad:

Dang Preverts

drewster
01-03-2009, 02:32 PM
That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)
:eek::D:D

Lgbpop
01-03-2009, 03:16 PM
I suppose the guy was arrested on a "bench" warrant. Sure he's not from the Ottoman Empire?:t

j.m@talk
01-04-2009, 09:21 AM
I recon' it was the Shore Dude :t

BadDriver
01-04-2009, 09:59 AM
Gonna put a egg cup in the parasol hole in mah table round tha back of JM Twrs........ Not a havin' my table raped :mad:

"GD" Yanks is everywhere :mad:

Dang Preverts

Egg cup? Yeah, that oughtta fit Lando. :D :t

mireland
01-04-2009, 10:26 AM
Egg cup? Yeah, that oughtta fit Lando. :D :t

my fist oughta fit your face...:t