American caught having sex with picnic table

[j.m@talk]

By Ben Hazell
Last Updated: 1:13am GMT 29/03/2008

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An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.

Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.

Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.

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[werz]

He still subscribes to Garden furniture monthly.
The police will use that fact at his trial. It's the furniture ferkers kiddie porn.

[BadDriver]

Lando, first it was pumpkins and sheep. Now this. :eek: :D

[werz]

You must have to be adaptable when you live in the wilds of Idaho.:x

[mireland]

Lando, first it was pumpkins and sheep. Now this. :eek: :D

STFU. go werz yourself.:mad:

[leprechaun_40]

That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)

[BadDriver]

That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)

Freakin sheer table cloth, candles and such. Tramp!!! :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

Freakin sheer table cloth, candles and such. Tramp!!! :mad:

Yup, cheap hussy

[BadDriver]

Yup, cheap hussy

Prolly showing a lot of leg too. :mad: Prolly had a leaf in to make the top look bigger. :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Gonna put a egg cup in the parasol hole in mah table round tha back of JM Twrs........ Not a havin' my table raped :mad:

"GD" Yanks is everywhere :mad:

Dang Preverts

[drewster]

That table was just asking for it, you know it was. Dressed all sexy like that. ;)
:eek::D:D

[Lgbpop]

I suppose the guy was arrested on a "bench" warrant. Sure he's not from the Ottoman Empire?:t

[j.m@talk]

I recon' it was the Shore Dude :t

[BadDriver]

Gonna put a egg cup in the parasol hole in mah table round tha back of JM Twrs........ Not a havin' my table raped :mad:

"GD" Yanks is everywhere :mad:

Dang Preverts

Egg cup? Yeah, that oughtta fit Lando. :D :t

[mireland]

Egg cup? Yeah, that oughtta fit Lando. :D :t

my fist oughta fit your face...:t