OMG - Are All of Santa's Reindeer Female?

[Steve R Jones]

....According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen..... had to be a female. We should have known this.... Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.

But there is a loophole. Continued...Urban Legends (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_santas_reindeer.htm)

[j.m@talk]

I recon Steevy needs some pep tablets or summink .........

[mireland]

does the word "venison" mean anything to anyone? :r

[leprechaun_40]

does the word "venison" mean anything to anyone? :r

That's made from Mule deer or whitetail, santas reindeer are caribou. Still tasty though

[mireland]

That's made from Mule deer or whitetail, santas reindeer are caribou. Still tasty though

my point is the things should be killed ...

[leprechaun_40]

my point is the things should be killed ...

And deliciously eaten

[BadDriver]

my point is the things should be killed ...



And deliciously eaten

Sarah Palin thinks you are both right. :D

http://canarypapers.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/palin-hunting.jpg

[mireland]

Sarah Palin thinks you are both right. :D

http://canarypapers.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/palin-hunting.jpg


:r

[leprechaun_40]

Hmmm, which one first, her or the deer?

[j.m@talk]

Hmmm, which one first, her or the deer?

Got two frikken barrels ain'tcha ?

[leprechaun_40]

Got two frikken barrels ain'tcha ?

Sorry, I'll use seperate weapons on her and the deer :x

[mireland]

Got two frikken barrels ain'tcha ?

go hug a mog...:rolleyes: