Lando's Minding The Store .........

[j.m@talk]

I've got a job on at the moment which takes me away from the interweb @ nights now.......... Just for 3 weeks ...... Kinda Santas LiL' Helper In Lapland N' all that ....... Anyways While I'm Gone Lando Will Be In Charge So ...... Well Gawd help yas all basically :t

See yas :eek:

[Steve R Jones]

OMG - so Walmart accepted you application?

[Shoreguy]

Look at the bright side...gimme a week or two to ponder this.

[BadDriver]

:D

I like your new look SG. ;)


You are a good sport. :)

[BadDriver]

OMG - so Walmart accepted you application?

Yeah, and he'll prolly cause a stampede that crushes half of Limey Land. :rolleyes:

[mireland]

you lazy b@stards aren't getting SHIZZ for support from me...:D

[leprechaun_40]

Murphy works for Wally World now? Shoot him:mad::mad::mad:

[BadDriver]

http://www.insidewomensboxing.com/features2003/sunshinea/images/IMG_0433sm.jpg

[leprechaun_40]

Shoot her too :mad::mad::mad:

[BadDriver]

Do you guys know how hard it is to find good looking tuff chicks on the internet? Do ya?

Tis fun though. :D

[BadDriver]

Shoot her too :mad::mad::mad:

OK, I will. :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

Right in the head

[BadDriver]

Right in the head

Will do. I'll blast her with the BD gun of goo. :D

[leprechaun_40]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/S&W-44-magnum.jpg

More what I had in mind

[BadDriver]

Murphy works for Wally World now? Shoot him:mad::mad::mad:

Nah, just stand him at the front door on black friday and have a door buster sale on 32" LCD TV's for $199 at 5 AM.

That should take care of him. No crime and one less JM. Same diff and getting stomped to death would hurt more. :mad:

[BadDriver]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/S&W-44-magnum.jpg

More what I had in mind

You are in a cantankerous mood tonight ain't ya?

[leprechaun_40]

You are in a cantankerous mood tonight ain't ya?

How'd ya guess?

[BadDriver]

Well, it wasn't really difficult. :D

[leprechaun_40]

Actually I'm feeling very hateful and resentful right now.

Lets just say I don't want to be married anymore either:mad::mad::mad:

[BadDriver]

Actually I'm feeling very hateful and resentful right now.

Lets just say I don't want to be married anymore either:mad::mad::mad:

Oh shizz. I haven't had that feeling for quite a while. Then again I have been single for almost 3 years.

[leprechaun_40]

Oh shizz. I haven't had that feeling for quite a while. Then again I have been single for almost 3 years.

I wish I was right now. Might just happen too

[BadDriver]

I wish I was right now. Might just happen too

I got along with my wife fine.


That said, I am in no hurry to find another one. ;)

[leprechaun_40]

You can have mine, no problem

[BadDriver]

You can have mine, no problem


Can she cook?? Taquitos again tonight. I miss food. :r

[leprechaun_40]

Can she cook?? Taquitos again tonight. I miss food. :r

Yup, that she can

[BadDriver]

Yup, that she can

Well then, whats the problem? If she can cook you can knock the rest of the contraryness out of her. :t


:edit: Some of'em just ain't worth breakin though. :(

[leprechaun_40]

I gave up, it's like talking to a bowl of oatmeal

[herosrest]

Do you guys know how hard it is to find good looking tuff chicks on the internet? Do ya?

Tis fun though. :D

Try youtube. Shwing...................http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/bangbang.gif

[BadDriver]

Try youtube. Shwing...................http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/bangbang.gif

Youtube ruins'em. They might look good when the fight starts, but when it is over they don't look so hot usually. :mad:

[mireland]

happiness is a warm hooker. :t

[BadDriver]

happiness is a warm hooker. :t

Oh shut the ferk up will ya?

[leprechaun_40]

happiness is a warm hooker. :t

Put her in the oven, she'll be nice and warm:mad::mad::mad:

[mireland]

Oh shut the ferk up will ya?


blow it out your @ss...and stfu while yer at it....:D











was that grumpy enough?:D

[leprechaun_40]

blow it out your @ss...and stfu while yer at it....:D











was that grumpy enough?:D

Amateur

[mireland]

Amateur

you'll have to forgive me....I'm NOT married...:eek:

[leprechaun_40]

If you have a half a brain, you'll avoid it too

[mireland]

If you have a half a brain, you'll avoid it too

well I have a full one..plus I feel "happily married" is an oxymoron...;)

[BadDriver]

well I have a full one..plus I feel "happily married" is an oxymoron...;)

An oxymoron best handled with oxycontin. Feel no pain, pay no mind. :t

[j.m@talk]

I wouldn't mind working @ Wally World ......... I wanna have a go with that machine the Retards use to push that long snake of shopping trolleys back to the front of the store..... That looks like fun ;)

[Lgbpop]

I wouldn't mind working @ Wally World ......... I wanna have a go with that machine the Retards use to push that long snake of shopping trolleys back to the front of the store..... That looks like fun ;)Board up the windows first...:t

[BadDriver]

This thread sucks. JM should have to wipe his acre with fresh poison ivy for starting this thread.:mad:

[mireland]

This thread sucks. JM should have to wipe his acre with fresh poison ivy for starting this thread.:mad:

:eek:

[leprechaun_40]

This thread sucks. JM should have to wipe his acre with fresh poison ivy for starting this thread.:mad:

Now that is low :eek:

[j.m@talk]

very :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

I once knew a lady who squatted to whizz in the woods, right in a patch of poison Ivy. She was in pretty sore shape for a few weeks. So was her hubby, he'd had sex with her before either knew she had it. I almost felt sorry for them.

[j.m@talk]

Nurse ..... Nurse ....... Can ya take away the pain, But leave the swelling ;)

[leprechaun_40]

I want to inflict lots of pain and swelling:r

[j.m@talk]

Yuletide felicitations to you too :rolleyes:

If he carries on like this I'll buy him a Used Hyundai for Christmas :D

[leprechaun_40]

Stuff yer Yule log:mad:

[mireland]

what a charming little thread...:(

[leprechaun_40]

This thread sucks and everyone should die

[j.m@talk]

Yeah ! :-@

[leprechaun_40]

Yeah ! :-@


Now yer at the top of the list

[BadDriver]

very :mad:

:confused: :confused:

:D

[BadDriver]

I once knew a lady who squatted to whizz in the woods, right in a patch of poison Ivy. She was in pretty sore shape for a few weeks. So was her hubby, he'd had sex with her before either knew she had it. I almost felt sorry for them.

I woulda give them some itching powder in a Gold Bond can and told them it would work wonders for the ailment. :mad:

[mireland]

this thread sucks...I hope Palin does too...:r

[j.m@talk]

Behind my ears have cracked ............

Needa bitta Germolene on here :t

[werz]

Behind my ears have cracked ............

Needa bitta Germolene on here :t
You've got to stop pulling your hat down to far, you'll look like Benny Hill.

[mireland]

Behind my ears have cracked ............

Needa bitta Germolene on here :t


better get that fixed before your brains leak out...:D

[BadDriver]

You've got to stop pulling your hat down to far, you'll look like Benny Hill.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/entertainment_itv_at_50/img/7.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/superyob/NewHat001.jpg

http://www.mattbyrnemedia.com.au/images/DSC1490C.JPG

:D A bit of a resemblance ain't there?

[leprechaun_40]

Like father like son? ;)

[mireland]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/entertainment_itv_at_50/img/7.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/superyob/NewHat001.jpg

http://www.mattbyrnemedia.com.au/images/DSC1490C.JPG

:D A bit of a resemblance ain't there?



that is scary on many levels...:eek:

[BadDriver]

Behind my ears have cracked ............

Needa bitta Germolene on here :t

Put some turpentine on 'em. That'll fix 'em. :cool:

[BadDriver]

Like father like son? ;)


:eek::eek:

[BadDriver]

that is scary on many levels...:eek:

JM got werzed. :D

[mireland]

Put some turpentine on 'em. That'll fix 'em. :cool:

then light a match....:cool:

[BadDriver]

then light a match....:cool:

Yeah!..........:cool:

[BadDriver]

So JM. When are ya done perving little kids outta their money?

[leprechaun_40]

Is JM being Santa at the Mall? Hope some kid pees in his lap

[mireland]

Is JM being Santa at the Mall? Hope some kid pees in his lap

I hope one pees in your face...:t

[BadDriver]

Is JM being Santa at the Mall? Hope some kid pees in his lap

I hope one of'em has diarrhea and a leaky diaper too. :D

[leprechaun_40]

I hope one pees in your face...:t

Yer not gonna like Xmas this year

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/gargoyle1/madsanta.jpg

[j.m@talk]

So JM. When are ya done perving little kids outta their money?

6:00 Sat Morning :t