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herosrest
09-09-2008, 08:53 AM
The Opium cash crops of Afghanistan have been causing political, economic and Miltary havocs for some 200 years. The products of this crop are illegal as are its proceeds. Many have tried political, economic or military solutions to the problems of the area which are far larger than the actual crop. Nato forces in the region now are giving Russia and Afghanistans neighbours serious succour from the regions political insanity.

The one thing that any and everyone refuses to do is destroy the poppy fields.
The politics and diplomacy taking place is quite pathetic, right the way up the chain. lt's time to get our soldiers home from afghanistan, 'cos at the end of the day all they are actually doing is defending the poppy fields for the scum that profit from them.

mireland
09-09-2008, 08:58 AM
poppies will make them sleep...

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 09:44 AM
Opium from poppies & la la are also used in modern medicine tha knows ....... If you feel so strongly bout it, you go to Columbia brandishing a can of unleaded & a box of Bryant & May ...... Someone will kick the living Farc outta ya........ Silly Sphericals, in front :rolleyes:



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mireland
09-09-2008, 09:47 AM
you have the answers to everything don't you mog man? :p

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 09:57 AM
Dang Tootin'

leprechaun_40
09-09-2008, 11:08 AM
Napalm, it'll get rid of all of them I love the smell of napalm in the morning ;)

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 02:40 PM
My mom uses Napalm to cook with ......... Well ya'd think so looking at some of her dodgy lookin' concoctions ;)

herosrest
09-09-2008, 05:48 PM
Columbia is a whole different piece - l should cocoa. Being a region of rain forest which as we all know is vital to the planets well being. Nuke it instead. :) You would be surprised at how many of those entrusted to positions of authority, power or responsibility, really just wanna wipe things out and drop bombs. Must be the anti get-real effect of the..................... drugs. hehe. They lift you, apparently to god like emminence - for a while. Then you need more or it all comes crashing down. Ho Hum.

Has it never occured to anyone that the middle east is such a god awful mess precisely because of the insanity (mind altering sadness) of Afghanistans No. 1 export. And you all thought the Lotus was a race car. tehee.

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:17 PM
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

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j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:23 PM
They lift you, apparently to god like emminence - for a while. Then you need more or it all comes crashing down. Ho Hum.
We know..... After reading your post, dubious substance postage.... We know all about it


Has it never occured to anyone that the middle east is such a god awful mess precisely because of the insanity (mind altering sadness) of Afghanistans No. 1 export.
Nothing to do with some Acre always over there chucking explosives abart.... Ehh....Ehh....? Like them Ruskies & them other freakin' warmongers ...... The US.

Its just the same old story, wiv a few Barclays messing it up for everone else. Go in & do a bit of pruning.... Subtlety nipping out a few poisonous individuals & jobs a good un'......

Ya can't do that from @ home surrounded by Axminster on the Lazyboy scratchin' yas Gonads.

herosrest
09-09-2008, 07:25 PM
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious - Yeah......... Roger that. the local supply around here got wiped out bieeeg time some months back.

'Twas amazing how quickly things went normal for a few weeks.

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:26 PM
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious - Yeah......... Roger that. the local supply around here got wiped out bieeeg time some months back.

'Twas amazing how quickly things went normal for a few weeks.

Well why didn't you say so ..... SILLY ...... How much ya want? ;)

herosrest
09-09-2008, 07:29 PM
We know..... After reading your post, dubious substance postage.... We know all about it


Nothing to do with some Acre always over there chucking explosives abart.... Ehh....Ehh....? Like them Ruskies & them other freakin' warmongers ...... The US.

Its just the same old story, wiv a few Barclays messing it up for everone else. Go in & do a bit of pruning.... Subtlety nipping out a few poisonous individuals & jobs a good un'......

Ya can't do that from @ home surrounded by Axminster on the Lazyboy scratchin' yas Gonads.


That region has been a pi55 taking mess for 2000+ years. They's off their trolleys.

herosrest
09-09-2008, 07:30 PM
Well why didn't you say so ..... SILLY ...... How much ya want? ;)

Another 20 years of normal should do nicely. Very nicely, thankyou.

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:31 PM
That region has been a pi55 taking mess for 2000+ years. They's off their trolleys.

Pot calling Kettle Billy .................. Foooooooooookin' ellllllllll :eek:

herosrest
09-09-2008, 07:37 PM
We know..... After reading your post, dubious substance postage.... We know all about it


Nothing to do with some Acre always over there chucking explosives abart.... Ehh....Ehh....? Like them Ruskies & them other freakin' warmongers ...... The US.


The Brits were there before JM - same ole sillyness - Khyber Pass - Opium Wars etc... etc... lt really is a nasty horrible place. At least when it's been sorted this time all the lodgers being looked after here can go back home to reconstruct.

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:45 PM
The Brits were there before JM - same ole sillyness - Khyber Pass - Opium Wars etc... etc... lt really is a nasty horrible place. At least when it's been sorted this time all the lodgers being looked after here can go back home to reconstruct.

I don't for a moment hold our good selves in any superior regard. I know we were there, also giving it the big un'...... We's gonna round em up ...... Puttem' in a field .... & Bomb the B@rStu@rds (Kenny Everett that one - Remember ... Did ya like that) ...... It don't work ....... like spanking lil Timmy when he's nicking sweets in Tescos ..... All ya doing is teaching Timmy that when he's nickking the sweeties look round & if any one comes too close "BIG HAT" the barstuards sharpish...... That or use a sawn off chequebook

mireland
09-09-2008, 07:46 PM
what total BS is this? :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 07:53 PM
JM & Ero's Mass Debate ....... WTF you think it is :t

mireland
09-09-2008, 07:58 PM
JM & Ero's Mass Debate ....... WTF you think it is :t


I think it's to British snobs getting there tea cozies in a knot... :D :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 08:01 PM
Two you dip poop

I'm too northern to be a snob ....... & Ero' just ain't programmed that way.....

Woo .... While I'm on ........ Hows Mrs Ero' ? ....... Up & cursin' yet :D

mireland
09-09-2008, 08:09 PM
I think it's to British snobs getting there tea cozies in a knot... :D :rolleyes:

two. :rolleyes:

herosrest
09-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Woo .... While I'm on ........ Hows Mrs Ero' ? ....... Up & cursin' yet :D


It's a mixed bag with Mu - one step forward two back - l swear if ever someone was their own worst enemy. Hic cups and setbacks.... 4th August.. jeez....

It's not her fault, an almighty whack or two to the head. She's exhausted, the ortho stuff is mending, bruising pretty much away now. Slow healing the physio.... and fingers crossed with the neuro side of it - time, time is her friend.

'bin down that road before - she was mugged some years back, fought them and took a bad kick to the head - very bad as it later turned out. Silly girl l know but she's a celt, redhead and a fighting jock - spur of the moment, instinct, part of why l luvs her.

There's progress - only way to say it l guess. The car went straight through her - left side. Can work it out from the injuries. Knee, thigh, hip, pelvis, back, head.
Wait 'til she see's the scars on her face.

lt will be what it will be - l'm signed up for the full term.

j.m@talk
09-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Head injuries is bad poo ...... Shame wasn't you really ..... Empty barrels & all that, no sense no feeling ;) ..... No, on a more sensible note, at least her visible injuries are improving & I guess the neuro stuff will take as long as it takes. I mean look at that dude off top gear ..... ok I bet he's not completely over it, & I dunno if he ever will be, but he seems to be doing just fine eh ....

werz
09-10-2008, 08:24 AM
We can buy all the opium they can grow, turn it in to codeine and other medicinal drugs.

werz
09-10-2008, 08:31 AM
But thats to sensible, how are mI5 and the cia going to keep their secret agent life style if we take away the source of their spending money, no more coups or bought elections in the old ussr independent states, ya know georgia and ukraine, kosovo, a state thats never been independent, and the worst scum drug dealing sex slave selling population in the world, if the usa like em so much as to pe off russia by recognising their independence, let all the kosovo gangsters go and live in America.

j.m@talk
09-10-2008, 09:11 AM
I say Werzey old bean, you have a jolly good point there...... Pimms ?

herosrest
09-10-2008, 09:19 AM
It occured to me that instead of running all these pipelines over the planet surface - it might be more profitable to go through it, like- drill straight down and come out the other side.. Possibly even, without permission. :p :D 7

mireland
09-10-2008, 03:38 PM
It occured to me that instead of running all these pipelines over the planet surface - it might be more profitable to go through it, like- drill straight down and come out the other side.. Possibly even, without permission. :p :D 7


:rolleyes:

herosrest
09-10-2008, 07:15 PM
Yeah, really. Could work out fine - unlessin yaz fell in. woops. lt would be like, the ultimate syphon.

herosrest
09-10-2008, 08:41 PM
I think it's two British snobs getting there tea cozies in a knot... :D :rolleyes:

We too can debate two issues to hearts content.

Let's start with..................... snobbery. lmportantly, sobbery :p goes hand in hand with good nature and humour.
It's Universal - everyone is better than someone.
We brits are so good at it, having in fact elevated our snobbery to art form, why? ........... ah yes.......... go on 'ave a guess.

j.m@talk
09-10-2008, 09:06 PM
It's Universal - everyone is better than someone.

Boisey Buoy ain't :D

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mireland
09-10-2008, 09:09 PM
Boisey Buoy ain't :D

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go hump an electric eel... :t

herosrest
09-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Now that is a shocking proposal. Go for it!