Wife's Birthday Gift

[Shoreguy]

Mrs. Annual
Flowers: $150.00
Cake: $55.00
Card: $2.75
Gift: $Four Digits

Coming home to the house stenched with Pepé Le Pew and the youngest housrat thoroughly soaked in stench: Eyewatering
http://sealock.us/Darren/Yep%20I%20love%20Skunk.jpg

Spending 2 hours, .5 in the bag, bathing in Tomato Sauce, followed by Googling for a better smell and re-bathing: Priceless
http://sealock.us/Darren/Love%20da%20Skunk.jpg

:mad: Not Amused :mad:

[BadDriver]

Har har. At least you didn't get sprayed. My cousin got hit when we was kids.

Loverly. :eek:

[j.m@talk]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW its a D*g :(

[BadDriver]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW its a D*g :(

I'll sic my dog on your mog.................mogboy!! :mad: :t

[leprechaun_40]

So, did she like her gift?

[mireland]

you married a dog???? :eek:

[BadDriver]

you married a dog???? :eek:


Look at his avatar doofus. :D

[mireland]

Look at his avatar doofus. :D


ok...I'm still standing by my question... :p

[BadDriver]

ok...I'm still standing by my question... :p

Bus stop rat bag. :mad:
You are the next line in the song Lando. :D

[BadDriver]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/pinkfloyd/pigsthreedifferentones.html :eek:

[BadDriver]

I'll bet the dog still smells better than JM. :D

[mireland]

go play with your pickles... :D

[Shoreguy]

She, The Chiwienie, wasn't very happy with her lockout last night (think she caught a full mouthful).
She, The Wife, wants a word with you Lando. :mad: I'd post a pic, but, well, you're a lech.
Dunno...although I don't mind a whiff of skunk from about 10 blocks, up close n personal, even JM may fare better.

[mireland]

She, The Chiwienie, wasn't very happy with her lockout last night (think she caught a full mouthful).
She, The Wife, wants a word with you Lando. :mad: I'd post a pic, but, well, you're a lech.
Dunno...although I don't mind a whiff of skunk from about 10 blocks, up close n personal, even JM may fare better.


just wanted some clarification thats all... :D

[BadDriver]

http://www.littleredridinghoodcostume.net/pics/ch1880b.jpg

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are lookin good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUfsaESS58 :eek:

[BadDriver]

In other words, some girls ya just don't mess wif Lando. :D

[mireland]

http://www.littleredridinghoodcostume.net/pics/ch1880b.jpg

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are lookin good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUfsaESS58 :eek:


ohhh la la... :x

[BadDriver]

Check out Little Bo Peep. :D

http://www.eveningelegance.com/costumes/products/107pk-m.jpg :eek:

[BadDriver]

Tinkerbell :eek:

http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LAF02/LA8002.jpg

I think I wanna be a kid again. :D

[BadDriver]

From JM's childhood. :D

http://seriouslybent.com/images/MissPiggyIYN.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Lando wants a go wiv Bo Beeps Sheep :D

[BadDriver]

Lando wants a go wiv Bo Beeps Sheep :D


Lando can have'em. :D Keep'em busy while I goes to the briar patch wif Bo Peep. :eek: :r :D

[BadDriver]

Mebbee we will save one sheep for werz. :D

[mireland]

From JM's childhood. :D

http://seriouslybent.com/images/MissPiggyIYN.jpg


hmmm, JM must like it porky style... :eek:

[BadDriver]

Mebbee he just likes to pork?? :confused: :D

[Lgbpop]

Mebbee we will save one sheep for werz. :DAdds a whole new dimension to the expression....."werz went on the lam(b)..." :rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

We used to have a TV commercial, whos catch phrase was "Slam In The Lamb" :eek:
(To Slam The Lamb In The Oven) ahh whatever

[mireland]

We used to have a TV commercial, whos catch phrase was "Slam In The Lamb" :eek:
(To Slam The Lamb In The Oven) ahh whatever


vert.

[j.m@talk]

Troof!

[mireland]

Troof!
:t