Girls Night Out

[Steve R Jones]

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother : Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I'm don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter : But 'Tina' is going with us...

Mother: Oh Well! In that case, it should be okay.. Ya'll have fun!


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http://home.roadrunner.com/~srjones01/cowgirls.jpg

[leprechaun_40]

She's a big girl, dayum :eek:

[_Mystical_Night]

id hit it, if i dont get crushed first

[j.m@talk]

I wouldn't hit any of em :(

[_Mystical_Night]

not even the one of the far right?

[j.m@talk]

Nahh ....... I'm too freaked by the other beasts :eek:

[leprechaun_40]

not even the one of the far right?
He'd rather date Rosy Palmer ;)

[j.m@talk]

I would ....Or Wood :D

:t

[mireland]

not even the one of the far right?

oh I'd do the one on the far right, alright, allnight... :D

[j.m@talk]

Good grief :rolleyes:

[Imperion1]

I'd hit 'em all.
With a stick off the ugly tree they fell from.

[mireland]

I'd hit 'em all.
With a stick off the ugly tree they fell from.

I'm afraid you'd have to hit that one on the left with a redwood! :D

[Imperion1]

More like something outta the petrified forest. :D

[BadDriver]

3 outta 4 ain't bad. I'd even do big mama in a pinch.

I'd be screeming "let me go" but WTH?? Somebody gotta do it. :eek:

The chick on the far right is hotter than hot.........................oh well. :D

[BadDriver]

Could ya's imagine tryin to explain "guy things" to big mama???

Honey me and the boys went ...............SMACK!!!!!...............and we'll never do it again. :D :r:r

[BadDriver]

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looke d at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

[leprechaun_40]

that gal looks like the kind that if you were doing it wrong would slap you and make you start over again.

[Ankerson]

The 2 on the right are hit worthy. ;)

The other 2 well..... Run for the hills boys... LOL

[j.m@talk]

Ya gonna take on two :eek: .......... Geese some pplz are really up fer a gougin' :D

[Ankerson]

Well you know how it is. :x

[j.m@talk]

& I thought Lando was a Perve :D

[mireland]

that gal looks like the kind that if you were doing it wrong would slap you and make you start over again.


I'd need mountain climbing gear to get on top of her... :eek:

[mireland]

& I thought Lando was a Perve :D


and you thought correctly... :r

[werz]

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

I'm of the same opinion as this guy. )-|

[loAol]

She's a big girl, dayum :eek:
nah.. she's just big-boned.. :r

[j.m@talk]

Or need a big bone ....... Or whatever ....... Kinda ........ Umm........ No Fanx

[mireland]

Or need a big bone ....... Or whatever ....... Kinda ........ Umm........ No Fanx


errrr... :rolleyes:

[werz]

Or need a big bone ....... Or whatever ....... Kinda ........ Umm........ No Fanx
That gets you off the hook. :(

[Lgbpop]

That gets you off the hook. :(And how would YOU know so well? :t

[j.m@talk]

Uhh ?

[porsch1909]

The one on the right would get it....

[mireland]

The one on the right would get it....


would get what?

[werz]

Originally posted by porsch1909
The one on the right would get it....

would get what?
He hasn't figured that part out yet, he's still our forum virgin. :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

would get what?
Probably a disease

[mireland]

Probably a disease


chicken pox?