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j.m@talk
11-21-2007, 11:21 AM
A man has married a female dog to make up for stoning two other animals to death.
The 33-year-old Indian married the sari-draped dog after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure him of a disability.

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Here comes the bride...

Selvakumar told the Hindustan Times he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and strung them up in a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," he told the paper.

Family members chose a stray female dog named Selvi who was then bathed and clothed for the ceremony.

The groom and his family then had a feast - while the dog got a bun, the paper said.

The traditional Hindu ceremony took place at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu.

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leprechaun_40
11-21-2007, 03:08 PM
So his wifes a real dog huh? ;)

Shoreguy
11-21-2007, 03:48 PM
The 33-year-old Indian married the sari-draped dog after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure him of a disability.
Putting him in a 10x10 room with two of Michael Vick's pooches would cure him as well...
http://crotchetyoldbastard.com/Image/vick.jpg

Lgbpop
11-21-2007, 03:48 PM
Talk about being married to a b i t c h. Wonder if she's as sari as he was. :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
11-21-2007, 04:24 PM
Talk about being married to a b i t c h. Wonder if she's as sari as he was. :rolleyes:

Fwar Fwar Farquhar :D

mireland
11-21-2007, 07:21 PM
so he likes it doggy style????? :eek:

j.m@talk
11-21-2007, 07:29 PM
Gawd :rolleyes:

mireland
11-21-2007, 07:31 PM
Gawd :rolleyes:


what? only YOU are allowed stupid crass comments? :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
11-21-2007, 07:40 PM
Yup :t

mireland
11-21-2007, 09:03 PM
Yup :t

dog :p

j.m@talk
11-22-2007, 05:22 AM
Woof