mobo57
11-09-2007, 01:42 PM
Got one of those "you have won..." emails. Decided to have some fun with the jerk. The address and phone number I gave him is for Los Angeles County Mens Central Jail. I think you can figure out what/who's name it is. But can or will he?
First email announcement:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Attention: Winner,
Your email has won you the sum of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS ,you are to
contact the claim agent for your prize in cash Credited to file REF
NO:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100
The Draw was held Today 9th October 2007 of the Category D.
NAME: MR. Allen Clancy
E-mails :allen_clancy10@hotmail.co.uk
1.) FULL NAME (2.) FULL ADDRESS (3).NATIONALITY. (4) DATE OF
BIRTH (5) OCCUPATION (6) WINNING EMAIL (7) TELEPHONE NUMBER (8) DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION (9) SEX (10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON (11) MARITAL STATUE
Sincerely,
Mr. Lesley Kenneth Jr
Promotion Director
N.B: All claims must be completed within 7 working days of first
notification.
My Reply:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Attention: Winner,
Your email has won you the sum of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS ,you are to
contact the claim agent for your prize in cash Credited to file REF
NO:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100
The Draw was held Today 9th October 2007 of the Category D.
1. Full Names: Orinthal James Simpson
2. Address: MCJ 441 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012 Atten: E3003497
3. Age: 27
4. Sex: Hermaphrodite
5. Marital Status: Single
6. Occupation: Detainee
7. Phone numbers: 213-473-6100
8. Fax number: Same
9. Country: USA
Their reply:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Tel:+447045766909
Attn :Orinthal James Simpson,
This response is to notify you that your winning check of ($10,464,000 USD) is now ready for pick up. We shall remit your fund to you through your most preferred transfer method.
It is important you note that we do encourage winners to come over to our lottery headquarters here in the United Kingdom to claim winnings.
Please do endeavour to send us your winning details, your occupation, and address and in the case of sending your winnings through courier, you’re full mailing address.
You are to contact the courier firm at once with your full name, address and valid contact phone number and all the requirements to sending your
cheque to you.
You should also send to the courier firm all your winning details like, Reference number, amount won, and the name of lottery won.
Below are their contact details:
EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY COMPANY
Director: Mr.Bill Christopher
Phone:+447045766909
E-mail:expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk
Congratulations once again from all our staff and management.
Sincerely,
Allen Clancy.
Claims Officer.
My reply:
My winning information:
ORDER NUMBER: M23264655
1. Full Names: Orinthal James Simpson
2. Address: MCJ 441 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012 Atten: E3003497
3. Age: 27
4. Sex: Hermaphrodite
5. Marital Status: Single
6. Occupation: Detainee
7. Phone numbers: 213-473-6100
8. Fax number: Same
9. Country: USA
Their reply:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
How are you doing today? you are to locate any western union money transfer or money gram closer to you and make payment for delivery to enable us deliver your parcel to you on time. You have to act fast and as soon as you receive your winning cheque you are to take it to your bank immediately for deposit.
You are to make the payment to our company account officer, below is the detail on how to make payment for delivery.
ACCOUNT OFFICER
NAME: Brian William
ADDRESS: Exchange House,
Primrose Street,
EC2A 2HS
London, United Kingdom.
You are to forward payment details to our office via email which must include the following:
1.Name And Address Of Sender....................
2.Amount Sent...........................
3.Money Transfer Reference Number(MTCN).......................
I await your swift respond to this email.
Have a nice day.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
My reply:
Dear Mr. Christopher:
Unfortunately there are no western union offices close to my home, and I do not drive any more. Is it possible to do a cash on delivery? I have the cash here, as I like to keep enough around for paying my bills.
Thank you
Orinthal J. Simpson
Their then my reply:
Mr Christopher:
I am sorry to take so long to respond to you. Sometimes my internet dial up is real slow or does not work at all. Thank you for the information about westernunion. Does westernunion accept debit cards? That is what I have.
Thank You
Orinthal J. Simpson
----- Original Message ----
From: Bill Christopher <expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk>
To: XXXXX <XXXXX@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 6, 2007 1:22:14 AM
Subject: GOOD DAY FROM EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
Top of the day to you and your lucky family,
i got your mail and you can make the payment of delivery
on line through www.westernunion.com with your credit card.
You are to make the payment with our account officer information
and as soon as you make the payment on line you are to call western union money
transfer for confirmation.
You have to act fast to enable us delivery your parcel to you on time.
Thank you for your understanding.
Have a nice day.
Kindly acknowledge this notification and get back to me with confirmation of payment.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
Still going:
Mr. Christopher:
Thank you for your help. I called directory information and got the phone number for westernunion today to place the order. They told me there was some problems with my sending instructions. I read them your instructions but they said I did not have enough information. I do not understand what they wanted. Is it possible that you contact them and then let me know what they need. I have never used wenternunion before so I do not really understand what they want. I must admit I only use the computer to read and send email to my family. I do not know much about these things.
Thank You.
Orinthal J. Simpson
----- Original Message ----
From: Bill Christopher <expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk>
To: XXXX <XXX531@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 7, 2007 10:13:11 AM
Subject: BILL CHRISTOPHER FROM EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
How are you doing today? i got your mail and i have confirm it from our account officer,
he asK me to tell to go ahead and make the payment of delivery on line with your debit card that it is acceptable by western union money transfer and as soon as you make the payment, you are to send to us all the necessary information you use in making the payment on line.
You have to be very fast about it to enable us send your parcel to you on time and as soon as we confirm your payment of delivery by our account officer immediately we will processed with the delivery of your parcel and in less than 48 hours your parcel will get to you.
Immediately you receive your parcel from our delivery man take the cheque to your bank for deposit.
Do remember to make the payment with our account officer information.
Thank you for your understanding and i await your swift responds to this mail.
Have a nice day.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
+447045766909
And going 11/8:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
I contacted the western union here in the united kingdom to lay your complain and I was told to inform you to go make the payment in person.
Sir, I understand your present situation but you just have to try and make the payment for delivery your self to enable you receive your parcel on time.
Do remember to make the payment with our account officer information, you have to try and locate any western union that is nearest to you and make the payment.
Kindly acknowledge this notification and get back to me with confirmation of payment.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
And going 11/9:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
You are expected to get back to us the detail you used in making the payment for delivery,
you to send me your valid phone number so i can reach you on the phone, i have been trying to get in tauch with you on the phone but i am having problem with the number you gave to us or you can call me with this number +447045766909 to enable us talk better.
Thank you for your understanding, i await your swift responds to this email.
Regards,
Bill Christopher
Express Courier Service.
My reply today, let’s get a little more direct and see how far this goes:
Mr. Christopher:
I am sorry about the phone number. That is the correct number. Are you dialing the proper area code? You will need to give who ever answers my number E3003497. I can take incoming calls as long as they are not collect or from a cell phone. Please try to call me so we may get this all corrected as I cannot make international phone calls.
Thank you
O.J. Simpson
First email announcement:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Attention: Winner,
Your email has won you the sum of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS ,you are to
contact the claim agent for your prize in cash Credited to file REF
NO:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100
The Draw was held Today 9th October 2007 of the Category D.
NAME: MR. Allen Clancy
E-mails :allen_clancy10@hotmail.co.uk
1.) FULL NAME (2.) FULL ADDRESS (3).NATIONALITY. (4) DATE OF
BIRTH (5) OCCUPATION (6) WINNING EMAIL (7) TELEPHONE NUMBER (8) DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION (9) SEX (10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON (11) MARITAL STATUE
Sincerely,
Mr. Lesley Kenneth Jr
Promotion Director
N.B: All claims must be completed within 7 working days of first
notification.
My Reply:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Attention: Winner,
Your email has won you the sum of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS ,you are to
contact the claim agent for your prize in cash Credited to file REF
NO:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100
The Draw was held Today 9th October 2007 of the Category D.
1. Full Names: Orinthal James Simpson
2. Address: MCJ 441 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012 Atten: E3003497
3. Age: 27
4. Sex: Hermaphrodite
5. Marital Status: Single
6. Occupation: Detainee
7. Phone numbers: 213-473-6100
8. Fax number: Same
9. Country: USA
Their reply:
From: Microsoft Email Award Promo,
UK Roger Needham Building
7 JJ Thomson Ave
Cambridge CB3 0FB UNITED KINGDOM.
Tel:+447045766909
Attn :Orinthal James Simpson,
This response is to notify you that your winning check of ($10,464,000 USD) is now ready for pick up. We shall remit your fund to you through your most preferred transfer method.
It is important you note that we do encourage winners to come over to our lottery headquarters here in the United Kingdom to claim winnings.
Please do endeavour to send us your winning details, your occupation, and address and in the case of sending your winnings through courier, you’re full mailing address.
You are to contact the courier firm at once with your full name, address and valid contact phone number and all the requirements to sending your
cheque to you.
You should also send to the courier firm all your winning details like, Reference number, amount won, and the name of lottery won.
Below are their contact details:
EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY COMPANY
Director: Mr.Bill Christopher
Phone:+447045766909
E-mail:expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk
Congratulations once again from all our staff and management.
Sincerely,
Allen Clancy.
Claims Officer.
My reply:
My winning information:
ORDER NUMBER: M23264655
1. Full Names: Orinthal James Simpson
2. Address: MCJ 441 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012 Atten: E3003497
3. Age: 27
4. Sex: Hermaphrodite
5. Marital Status: Single
6. Occupation: Detainee
7. Phone numbers: 213-473-6100
8. Fax number: Same
9. Country: USA
Their reply:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
How are you doing today? you are to locate any western union money transfer or money gram closer to you and make payment for delivery to enable us deliver your parcel to you on time. You have to act fast and as soon as you receive your winning cheque you are to take it to your bank immediately for deposit.
You are to make the payment to our company account officer, below is the detail on how to make payment for delivery.
ACCOUNT OFFICER
NAME: Brian William
ADDRESS: Exchange House,
Primrose Street,
EC2A 2HS
London, United Kingdom.
You are to forward payment details to our office via email which must include the following:
1.Name And Address Of Sender....................
2.Amount Sent...........................
3.Money Transfer Reference Number(MTCN).......................
I await your swift respond to this email.
Have a nice day.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
My reply:
Dear Mr. Christopher:
Unfortunately there are no western union offices close to my home, and I do not drive any more. Is it possible to do a cash on delivery? I have the cash here, as I like to keep enough around for paying my bills.
Thank you
Orinthal J. Simpson
Their then my reply:
Mr Christopher:
I am sorry to take so long to respond to you. Sometimes my internet dial up is real slow or does not work at all. Thank you for the information about westernunion. Does westernunion accept debit cards? That is what I have.
Thank You
Orinthal J. Simpson
----- Original Message ----
From: Bill Christopher <expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk>
To: XXXXX <XXXXX@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 6, 2007 1:22:14 AM
Subject: GOOD DAY FROM EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
Top of the day to you and your lucky family,
i got your mail and you can make the payment of delivery
on line through www.westernunion.com with your credit card.
You are to make the payment with our account officer information
and as soon as you make the payment on line you are to call western union money
transfer for confirmation.
You have to act fast to enable us delivery your parcel to you on time.
Thank you for your understanding.
Have a nice day.
Kindly acknowledge this notification and get back to me with confirmation of payment.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
Still going:
Mr. Christopher:
Thank you for your help. I called directory information and got the phone number for westernunion today to place the order. They told me there was some problems with my sending instructions. I read them your instructions but they said I did not have enough information. I do not understand what they wanted. Is it possible that you contact them and then let me know what they need. I have never used wenternunion before so I do not really understand what they want. I must admit I only use the computer to read and send email to my family. I do not know much about these things.
Thank You.
Orinthal J. Simpson
----- Original Message ----
From: Bill Christopher <expresscourierdisbursmentunit06@yahoo.co.uk>
To: XXXX <XXX531@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 7, 2007 10:13:11 AM
Subject: BILL CHRISTOPHER FROM EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
How are you doing today? i got your mail and i have confirm it from our account officer,
he asK me to tell to go ahead and make the payment of delivery on line with your debit card that it is acceptable by western union money transfer and as soon as you make the payment, you are to send to us all the necessary information you use in making the payment on line.
You have to be very fast about it to enable us send your parcel to you on time and as soon as we confirm your payment of delivery by our account officer immediately we will processed with the delivery of your parcel and in less than 48 hours your parcel will get to you.
Immediately you receive your parcel from our delivery man take the cheque to your bank for deposit.
Do remember to make the payment with our account officer information.
Thank you for your understanding and i await your swift responds to this mail.
Have a nice day.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
+447045766909
And going 11/8:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
I contacted the western union here in the united kingdom to lay your complain and I was told to inform you to go make the payment in person.
Sir, I understand your present situation but you just have to try and make the payment for delivery your self to enable you receive your parcel on time.
Do remember to make the payment with our account officer information, you have to try and locate any western union that is nearest to you and make the payment.
Kindly acknowledge this notification and get back to me with confirmation of payment.
Regards,
Bill Christopher.
And going 11/9:
Dear Orinthal J. Simpson,
You are expected to get back to us the detail you used in making the payment for delivery,
you to send me your valid phone number so i can reach you on the phone, i have been trying to get in tauch with you on the phone but i am having problem with the number you gave to us or you can call me with this number +447045766909 to enable us talk better.
Thank you for your understanding, i await your swift responds to this email.
Regards,
Bill Christopher
Express Courier Service.
My reply today, let’s get a little more direct and see how far this goes:
Mr. Christopher:
I am sorry about the phone number. That is the correct number. Are you dialing the proper area code? You will need to give who ever answers my number E3003497. I can take incoming calls as long as they are not collect or from a cell phone. Please try to call me so we may get this all corrected as I cannot make international phone calls.
Thank you
O.J. Simpson