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j.m@talk
07-21-2007, 05:31 PM
J.M decided to go skiing with his buddy, Lando. So they loaded up JM's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realise its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house" "Don't worry," JM said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later though, JM got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Lando and asked, "Lando, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?" "Yes, I do." said Lando.

"Did you, err, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes," Lando said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Lando's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

:D

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leprechaun_40
07-21-2007, 05:47 PM
I know this is a story. If you'd really gone skiing you'd have fallen down the hill and killed yourself :eek: ;)

mireland
07-21-2007, 06:16 PM
this story is wrong: I don't ski... :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
07-21-2007, 10:13 PM
Snow a bit scarce round yer kneck of the woods ? :rolleyes:

mireland
07-21-2007, 10:25 PM
Snow a bit scarce round yer kneck of the woods ? :rolleyes:


If I was meant to ski, I would've been born with two broken legs... :rolleyes:

BadDriver
07-21-2007, 11:38 PM
If I was meant to ski, I would've been born with two broken legs... :rolleyes:

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