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Steve R Jones
05-02-2007, 09:09 AM
It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely
Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And a favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

j.m@talk
05-02-2007, 12:38 PM
Ya feelin' ya age Jonsey ? :D

rraehal
05-02-2007, 02:05 PM
I recognize a lot of those artists if not all of them 9never listened to most). Guess this was a bit before my time because I can only relate the new titles to three of the originals.

Steve R Jones
05-02-2007, 02:51 PM
Ya feelin' ya age Jonsey ? :D

Ya and you can reach right over here and feel it too :r

Baddog
05-02-2007, 03:08 PM
Ya and you can reach right over here and feel it too :r

I ain't touching that one.:D

Baddog
05-02-2007, 03:24 PM
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Train
05-02-2007, 03:42 PM
Your day will come!

Steve and I know it will happen. :D
Whether you want it to or not.

j.m@talk
05-02-2007, 04:05 PM
Ya and you can reach right over here and feel it too :r

Yo M0mma's Hiney :t

JPnyc
05-02-2007, 04:14 PM
You forgot these:

Everything's Numb - Pink Floyd
I Heard It Through The Hearing Aid - Marvin Gaye
Light My Heater - Doors
I've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers
Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag - James Brown
Where Did Our Teeth Go - Supremes
Limpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
Numb All Over - Dave Clark Five
The Sheets They Need A'Changin' - Bob Dylan
Breakin' of The Wind - Bob Dylan
Tripping In The Street - Martha & the Vandellas
Wheelaround Sue - Dion
I Can't See For **** - The Who

mireland
05-02-2007, 07:10 PM
I ain't touching that one.:D


ohhh you don't want to touch it... :D

leprechaun_40
05-02-2007, 07:31 PM
I think I resemble some of those tunes, ;)