herosrest
12-26-2006, 05:22 PM
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his
shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he
gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times. When
she is about to hand him another batch again he asks
the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts
themselves.
"We can't chew them because we don't have any teeth",
she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate
around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his
shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he
gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times. When
she is about to hand him another batch again he asks
the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts
themselves.
"We can't chew them because we don't have any teeth",
she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate
around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.