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Steve R Jones
12-05-2006, 07:33 AM
I got to go to the emergency room last night.

Was opening a can of cat food. The can is one of those self opening type where you pull up the tab and then pull the lid off. The lid got stuck halfway so I gave it a good tug. Darn razor sharp edge gashed the heck out of my thumb on the hand that was holding the can.

It was one of those gashes that doesn't start bleeding till you move....Course I have the cat hovering around my feet waiting to get feed and I had to move sometime...

Luckily, I was in and out of the emergency room in under five minutes. They nurse said it could use about 10 stiches but that they would hurt more then the cut. I was more concerned about tetanus....Luckily again the tetanus shot I got a few years back is good for ten years.

Will save that story for another day. It involved going fishing, having a few cold ones and slipping while climbing over a barbed wire fence that I shouldn't have been climbing over anyway :x

mireland
12-05-2006, 08:24 AM
gotta love them kitties..... :D

leprechaun_40
12-05-2006, 09:02 AM
I know the cat food can story well, but I didn't need 10 stitches afterwords, just a band aid. I was lucky I guess. ;)

Baddog
12-05-2006, 09:55 AM
OK...Lets hide the guns from him.:D

porsch1909
12-05-2006, 12:33 PM
I thought this was going to be a joke of some sort :p

RamonGTP
12-05-2006, 03:57 PM
I thought he had JM's girlfriend hostage.

mobo57
12-05-2006, 08:49 PM
Do you think he's gonna start boring us with his cat stories like jm??? )-|
At least this one's got BLOOD involved.. :r

Billforce
12-05-2006, 09:50 PM
We need to send him the book "101 things to do with a dead cat"!

Baddog
12-05-2006, 10:09 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0517545160.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_OU01_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gifHeHe:D

After a little more googling on that subject...I know I reached "The End Of The Internet":eek:

Steve R Jones
12-06-2006, 06:44 AM
Do you think he's gonna start boring us with his cat stories like jm??? )-|
At least this one's got BLOOD involved..

OH, you want MORE cat stories :x

Can do...Will do...

The first one will about the live snakes kitty brings in..

Then there are the live field mice that she brings in stories..

The story about her boyfriend the solid black tom cat that chases her into the house and under my bed at 2am is pretty good one. The kicker is the part about this other cat being in my bedroom too.

STAY TUNED.

mireland
12-06-2006, 08:15 AM
OH, you want MORE cat stories :x

Can do...Will do...

The first one will about the live snakes kitty brings in..

Then there are the live field mice that she brings in stories..

The story about her boyfriend the solid black tom cat that chases her into the house and under my bed at 2am is pretty good one. The kicker is the part about this other cat being in my bedroom too.

STAY TUNED.


pussycat stories... :x

mobo57
12-06-2006, 11:18 AM
Yea, when they bite me they end up dead.. :(
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?t=194096&page=2&pp=15

Baddog
12-06-2006, 08:53 PM
After a little more googling on that subject...I know I reached "The End Of The Internet":eek:
My wife does NOT need a kitty cat pocketbook...:rolleyes:

j.m@talk
12-09-2006, 01:50 AM
Sucks to be J00 Jonsey :D