j.m@talk
07-23-2006, 05:24 PM
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian Border
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a-four", replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the German retorts unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designed to kerry 5 persons."
"You can't-a pull-a that-one on-a-me!" replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means-a-four. You have-a-five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian official, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno." :D :D :D :D :D
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a-four", replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the German retorts unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designed to kerry 5 persons."
"You can't-a pull-a that-one on-a-me!" replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means-a-four. You have-a-five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian official, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno." :D :D :D :D :D