joecoolsvette
06-04-2006, 01:19 AM
Almost got in trouble today! Went to a site and ended it with L.M.A.O.,and someone was offended! I promptly came back on the site and explained that the term laughing my *** off, was not taken in the context that it was meant! I explained that in 1842 Gertrude Ollenberger had an ***,(think donkey), that was lethargic, and prone to just sitting down whenever, and wherever the *** decided. One day her nephew was in her barn, grooming the stable of horses as usual, and upon finishing grooming the last horse, decided to lay down in an empty stall, upon some straw. Time went by and Gertrude began to wonder where her nephew was, as it was time for dinner. Upon searching the barn she discovered to her alarm that her *** had sat down upon the prone, sleeping body of her nephew, pinning him to ground! She,(Gertrude), knew the only way to get the *** to move was to appeal to it's dignity! So she began pointing to the ***, saying that it's ear's were too big, and it's tail too scrawny, and that the asse's teeth stuck out too far! Eventually the *** became insulted, brayed at the top of it's lung's and got up off of the nephew! So sometime's when something amuses me I think of the story of Gertrude and her ***, and end my visit with LMAO!