Old but good joke

[porsch1909]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.


Nothing is moving.


Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom and if they dont get it they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire!


We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."


The driver asks, "How much has everyone given so far?"

"About a gallon each"

:eek:

[leprechaun_40]

Hell, if it were bush I'd give em a full tank. ;)

[zybch]

I posted pretty much the same joke about 4 months ago.
Ya gotta be a bit more original!

[mireland]

I posted pretty much the same joke about 4 months ago.
Ya gotta be a bit more original!


so what..YOU ripped it off from somewhere....richard head.. :D

[zybch]

Thats okay though. When I get ripped off people have to DIE!

[mireland]

Thats okay though. When I get ripped off people have to DIE!


:rolleyes: