Ohhhhh George ...............

[j.m@talk]

A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah hu Akbar! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man. "Allah hu Akbar! No problem," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah hu Akbar. Go for it!" "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah hu Akbar!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah hu Akbar!" "Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of toys, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a pron video?" "You may indeed. Allah hu Akbar!"

"Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing."

:D

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[leprechaun_40]

ROTFL :D

[drewster]

I heard the sme joke years ago but about southern Baptists, but still funny :)

[Prushka]

(((grins)))



reason for editting: can't get fancy's smilies working and yes I remember how it works

Nor do the sysopt smilies work...can't think of any changes I made

[j.m@talk]

(((grins)))

reason for editting: can't get fancy's smilies working and yes I remember how it works

Nor do the sysopt smilies work...can't think of any changes I made

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9128/ugh1ur.jpg

:cool:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1552/well6tn.jpg

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[herosrest]

Thought it was a Weapons of M assdestruction F law. boom bloom.

Mush...........

[zybch]

Wonder if they could have a 'knee-trembler'?

[leprechaun_40]

A what? :confused:

[zybch]

google it or something

[j.m@talk]

A Ten Bob Knee Trembler Darlin' Please :D

[zybch]

No. You mean tuppeny upright!

"Well I went off under London Bridge, and what should I see? A Tuppeny Upright! And do you know what a Tuppeny Upright might be? A Tuppeny is an old-time girl, and London Bridge is her last stand, as the last stand for a grue is Marseilles if she doesn't happen to have enough pocket money to get to Singapore. For tuppence, an Upright is all anyone can expect. They used to walk along slowly, all ruffles and rags, with big terror hats on them, a pin stuck over the eye and slap up through the crown, half their shadows on the ground and the other half crawling along the wall beside them; ladies of the haute sewer taking their last stroll, sauntering on their last Rotten Row, going slowly along in the dark, holding up their badgered flounces, or standing still, silent and as indifferent as the dead, as if they were thinking of better days, or waiting for something that they had been promised when they were little girls; their poor damned dresses hiked up and falling away over the rump, all gathers and braid, like a Crusader's mount, with all the trappings gone sideways with misery."

[Prushka]

from a novel ya reading?

Thnx JM...but
1. is unchecked
2. is checked

activeX perhaps...but current settings used to work

[j.m@talk]

Ferk Knows :(

[herosrest]

ya been .wmf-fed. :rolleyes:

[Prushka]

ya been .wmf-fed. :rolleyes:

But why would emote's and Fancy's smilies work fine at another forum
1st noticed it several wks ago where only 1 or 2 emotes would work.

Search 'prushka' here doesn't show all posts as it did quite a while back

Thinking I may have to re-register...no biggy either way

Pardon the Hjack...but I was asked for a reason to edit:)

Hmmm...looks like somebody helpeth me out or checking that enhanced mode thingy...smilies are now on the task bar and work:t OK then

[werz]

A Ten Bob Knee Trembler Darlin' Please :D
Ya could get a 10 bob deal, in Moss Side, way back when.
Better value than what you remember, corse, I never had ta pay lick jm.

[j.m@talk]

But why would emote's and Fancy's smilies work fine at another forum
1st noticed it several wks ago where only 1 or 2 emotes would work.

Search 'prushka' here doesn't show all posts as it did quite a while back

Thinking I may have to re-register...no biggy either way

Pardon the Hjack...but I was asked for a reason to edit:)

Hmmm...looks like somebody helpeth me out or checking that enhanced mode thingy...smilies are now on the task bar and work:t OK then

Ask the technical Duffers .......... :t