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mireland
12-14-2005, 09:15 PM
//www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/12/14/canada.martin.reut/index.html

jeebers... :eek:

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 10:04 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/americas/12/14/canada.martin.reut/story.martin.jpg

http://www.skipressworld.com/images/daily_news/2003/12/ski%20press%20-%20boxing%20gloves.gif

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/choice2004/art/p_bushmainp.jpg

8 rounds. Beat each other to a pulp, kicking allowed especially to the groin. No cups.:mad: :D

zybch
12-14-2005, 10:12 PM
Bush ain't got any sphericals though, so putting the boot in wouldn't work on him. Once he grows some round objects and attacks countries like China and Nth Korea that can fight back, then perhaps mr Martin could be alowed to fight him.

mireland
12-14-2005, 10:17 PM
Bush ain't got any sphericals though, so putting the boot in wouldn't work on him. Once he grows some round objects and attacks countries like China and Nth Korea that can fight back, then perhaps mr Martin could be alowed to fight him.


I'd be interested in FancyF's take on this..



of course some people would say I'd be interested in FancyF....PERIOD! :D

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 10:22 PM
Nah, they'll both act like a couple of school kids and try to talk each other to death.

I'd whip'em both just for something to do.

To fight China or N.K. it would have to be a "nukular" party. Nobody wants those things to start dropping. It would make a real mess of the world as we know it.

I got a great idea for them though. Stop worrying about whose trees are cheaper to kill and cart off to the lumber mill. It is all about money, subsidies, and tariffs. Like there is nothing better to argue about.

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 10:29 PM
Now for something really important. My doctor took my percocets and gave me vicodin.

These things suck as pain killers. I have to take two of these sucky things or hurt. Me and him have to have a talk.:mad: They just make me sleepy. I have to crash soon.

HiJack.:D

j.m@talk
12-14-2005, 10:47 PM
I have to crash soon.

National passtime that :D

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 10:56 PM
Ahh shaddup.:t

mireland
12-14-2005, 10:58 PM
Ahh shaddup.:t


I think canada could probably kick our @ss if they wanted to..they could send a bunch of polar bears down to eat some of our people... :t

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 11:03 PM
Canada?? Whip who? LOL, not if they keep buying all those leaky old submarines of JM land they can't.

JM land says, we gots these leaky old subs what can we do wif'em? :D Sells 'em to Canada thats what.;)

Canada doesn't have much militarily, but then again all our military is off stirrin the pot in the Mid East. It might not be so hard to give the US a kick in the pants right now.

BadDriver
12-14-2005, 11:07 PM
Man, I am gettin real tired. )-| )-| )-|

I gotta go to bed. I hates these pills but I fink I might have been gettin hooked up on da percocets. I'll just deal wif these I s'pose.

NO TALKIN HIND MY BACK!!! :mad:

j.m@talk
12-15-2005, 03:38 AM
Friggin junkies .................. Gedda Job ......... & a haircut ......... Lazy Bum :rolleyes:


:D

zybch
12-15-2005, 04:04 AM
Addicts! What are we supposed to do with them?
I say pile em all into a large ship and capsize it off Beachy Head.

Donegal
12-15-2005, 04:20 AM
I think it's been too long since war has stained our soil. Canada really would have no chance if we went to war with them, but, if they could get Mexico and it's neighbors to take back Texas, we'd have to fight on two fronts, and I'm not really sure who I'd support.

zybch
12-15-2005, 04:23 AM
How'd you mean? The Mexicans or Canadians?

Or the -Americans- or the -mexicans and canadians-?

j.m@talk
12-15-2005, 05:42 AM
I say pile em all into a large ship and capsize it off Beachy Head.

Ya can't ........ Theres still that cloud of noxious fog off the coast from our fire ....... You couldn't see what you need to crash in to :D

leprechaun_40
12-15-2005, 09:34 AM
Canada can't whip our butts, they're too polite. We'd rude them to death ;) :eek:

BadDriver
12-15-2005, 10:30 AM
I think it's been too long since war has stained our soil. Canada really would have no chance if we went to war with them, but, if they could get Mexico and it's neighbors to take back Texas, we'd have to fight on two fronts, and I'm not really sure who I'd support.

Thats already been done.

NEXT!! :r :mad: :mad: :r

BadDriver
12-15-2005, 10:34 AM
Canada can't whip our butts, they're too polite. We'd rude them to death ;) :eek:

LOL, soorrry, soorry, soorry.

I watched a find on tv bout that. Canadians is too polite. Leppy is right, they'd die of exasperation. :D

mobo57
12-15-2005, 08:10 PM
Even if it did, Canada would loose. The franco's up there are worse then the fro**ies in France. Totally rude and arrogant and surrender at the first hint of trouble. I've yet to meet a french speaking person who was polite, didn't smell or had any gonads. And they would have to debate for about 10 years to decide if they should even go to war.
At least the anglophones are decent people, if you like hockey.

zybch
12-15-2005, 08:14 PM
Oi! Leave the froggies out if this.
They give me an ache in my gullet every time I rear about them, the nasty cheese eating surrender monkeys!

mireland
12-15-2005, 08:30 PM
Oi! Leave the froggies out if this.
They give me an ache in my gullet every time I rear about them, the nasty cheese eating surrender monkeys!


I bet FancyF could kick all our hineys...she's had experience with battle...she has children! :D

zybch
12-15-2005, 08:31 PM
OMG!

mobo57
12-15-2005, 08:42 PM
OMFG!!! I forgot about Fancy!!!!!! I'm dead meat...... Hide me!!!!!!!!!!!

mireland
12-15-2005, 08:49 PM
OMFG!!! I forgot about Fancy!!!!!! I'm dead meat...... Hide me!!!!!!!!!!!



:eek:

mobo57
12-15-2005, 09:02 PM
Dear SRJ:
Could you please kill and delete this thread as soon as possible? If not I think I may soon be in a VERY bad place, with a icecicle stuck up my ****....... She's comming to get me with hockey stick in hand....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH........ hopefully with a side of poutine and sugar pie!!!!!!!!! ;)

mireland
12-15-2005, 09:03 PM
Dear SRJ:
Could you please kill and delete this thread as soon as possible? If not I think I may soon be in a VERY bad place, with a icecicle suck up my ****....... She's comming to get me with hockey stick in hand....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH........ hopefully with a side of poutine and sugar pie!!!!!!!!! ;)



actually you're quite safe..she rarely visits off topic anymore...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/keepsmilingsk.gif

BadDriver
12-15-2005, 09:28 PM
But she will now. Where is that PM button again?:D :eek:

fancyf
12-15-2005, 10:57 PM
actually you're quite safe..she rarely visits off topic anymore...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/keepsmilingsk.gif True. I rarely visit, .

Rude, arrogant, impolite, smells, ... , not decent. Wow, you sure you got the whole list?! :rolleyes:
Thanks mobo... I now feel all warm inside by your kind comment....... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/hearttiny.gif



Softwood lumber dispute?... It's time to pay up!

Merry Christmas SysOpt http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2907/hatxmast3en.gif
Salut.

mireland
12-15-2005, 10:58 PM
True. I rarely visit, .

Rude, arrogant, impolite, smells, ... , not decent. Wow, you sure you got the whole list?! :rolleyes:
Thanks mobo... I now feel all warm inside by your kind comment....... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/hearttiny.gif



Softwood lumber dispute?... It's time to pay up!

Merry Christmas SysOpt http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2907/hatxmast3en.gif
Salut.


c'mon Fancy....kick someones hiney... :D

BadDriver
12-15-2005, 11:24 PM
An I didn't even PM either.:eek: That was a joke, O'course I looks guilty, but I ain't.:(

That'll learn me to joke about stuff like that. Dumb Dumb Dumb!!!!!:mad:

BadDriver
12-16-2005, 04:54 AM
Back on subject. http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=c4ae550e-0678-4044-b2ba-2f3b7a9477e9&k=55873

He said Martin has changed his views several times on free trade and has refused to adopt proposals from all opposition parties to take a tougher stand against the Americans in the softwood lumber dispute.

''I remember when I was a boy, I remember a lot of fights in the schoolyard. I was in very few of them. But I always remember when you had the kid who was always name-calling from a safe distance. There really wasn't much risk of a fight. And Mr. Martin reminds me of that kid.''

The Tory leader said Martin is talking tough with the Americans ''from a safe distance'' but ''couldn't throw a punch to save his life.

Buncha BS. Who cares? It is a bunch of political grandstanding. Kinda funny what this Harper guy said though.:D

BadDriver
12-16-2005, 04:55 AM
Who does Martin think he is?? GW? :eek:

j.m@talk
12-16-2005, 05:26 AM
True. I rarely visit, .

Rude, arrogant, impolite, smells, ... , not decent.


Sorry I gots gas again :D

leprechaun_40
12-16-2005, 09:12 AM
Sorry I gots gas again :D

What you mean again?? it's terminal with you ;)

j.m@talk
12-16-2005, 11:18 AM
What you mean again?? it's terminal with you ;)

Gas Terminal ........... Ha ha ha ha ha........... Geddit :D

http://stockscotland.com/images/is0218550101.jpg
El Casa JM :t

leprechaun_40
12-16-2005, 02:10 PM
Was it your house that just burnt down? :eek:

j.m@talk
12-16-2005, 02:14 PM
Fire proof chair dude ........ Wiv built in fire retardant ......... Prolly just as well too ;)

mobo57
12-17-2005, 11:51 PM
True. I rarely visit, .

Rude, arrogant, impolite, smells, ... , not decent. Wow, you sure you got the whole list?! :rolleyes:
Thanks mobo... I now feel all warm inside by your kind comment....... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/hearttiny.gif



Softwood lumber dispute?... It's time to pay up!

Merry Christmas SysOpt http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2907/hatxmast3en.gif
Salut.
Absolutely the most incredible amount of guilt in my soul..... Sterotyping.... FancyF... my apology... Sorry.. :(

BadDriver
12-17-2005, 11:55 PM
Mike, I swear I didn't send a PM. I joked I was going to but I didn't. Ain't no way I would do that, never. I figure Fancy found it on her own or somebody else shot her a PM.

I might be allot of things but I ain't a tattler, and I don't start trouble behind anyones back. I might start trouble, but I'll do it straight up. OK?